Reviews • Sara Alexander

I’ll post a real review probably bc this is a masterpiece but I’m actually shocked that some guy rode this with COVID and then rated it poorly. I mea...

I’ll post a real review probably bc this is a masterpiece but I’m actually shocked that some guy rode this with COVID and then rated it poorly. I mean the jokes write themselves (no taste!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

This is so close to a five Star coaster. Maybe I’ll add more later but it deserves its ranking I’d say. Very fun, very smooth. As soon as I got off I ...

This is so close to a five Star coaster. Maybe I’ll add more later but it deserves its ranking I’d say. Very fun, very smooth. As soon as I got off I had to ride it again (in the back!)

the day I rode this, I was already a little sore and I have underlying back issues, so like, I can’t give it 5 stars bc it threw me around a bit. But ...

the day I rode this, I was already a little sore and I have underlying back issues, so like, I can’t give it 5 stars bc it threw me around a bit. But oh baby, the LAYOUT?!? The layout on this is beautiful, a masterpiece… one of the best inversions you’ll ever experience, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about when you ride it. Just do a little core work before you come ride this guy.

Really REALLY nice surprise! Wonderful inversions, runs really fast and pretty intense. I went in expecting something similar to a Batman, and this fa...

Really REALLY nice surprise! Wonderful inversions, runs really fast and pretty intense. I went in expecting something similar to a Batman, and this far exceeded those expectations. Maybe it’s not as intense for some, but the layout is so so much better imo. Lots of fun, smooth, and great forces.

A very fun but very short ride. The inside seats are much more comfortable than the outer seats, but the outer aren’t unbearable, you’re just at a bit...

A very fun but very short ride. The inside seats are much more comfortable than the outer seats, but the outer aren’t unbearable, you’re just at a bit higher risk for a little rattle. The soundtrack adds a lot to this ride.

I’m a little biased because launch coasters are my fave (hence the maybe extra half star I’m giving this), but man this is a fun little ride. Obviousl...

I’m a little biased because launch coasters are my fave (hence the maybe extra half star I’m giving this), but man this is a fun little ride. Obviously I wish it was maybe 1 launch longer, but you get a nice ride in the front or the back and I love the intensity.

What is there to say that hasn’t been already said about this insane ride? I loved it, I hated it, it blew my brains out. Recommend riding on the insi...

What is there to say that hasn’t been already said about this insane ride? I loved it, I hated it, it blew my brains out. Recommend riding on the inside near the back, BRACING yourself, and wobbling off with a goofy smile. PS: operations are abysmal - fast pass one shot is worth it here.

My head hurts, my ears hurt, dear god that was not a fun ride. Literally had to hold my head forward so I didn’t get a concussion. Worst coaster I’ve ...

My head hurts, my ears hurt, dear god that was not a fun ride. Literally had to hold my head forward so I didn’t get a concussion. Worst coaster I’ve ever ridden.

A fun first drop, definitely not as boring as people claim. However, I nearly completely blacked out on this ride during the helix, in a very unpleasa...

A fun first drop, definitely not as boring as people claim. However, I nearly completely blacked out on this ride during the helix, in a very unpleasant way.

A really nice little coaster that I thoroughly enjoyed when I needed a break from all the intensity this park has to offer. Definitely worth your time...

A really nice little coaster that I thoroughly enjoyed when I needed a break from all the intensity this park has to offer. Definitely worth your time if you appreciate a slower paced, scenic, and mildly exciting ride.