Reviews
  • Justin Lininger 3 months ago

    It ain’t even that bad yall are just weak asf

  • Justin Lininger 3 months ago

    Let me tell you how my final days on Earth will go. As I ride my final Vekoma Boomerang on a long list of coasting, I will reflect on every single one...

  • Justin Lininger 3 months ago

    Airtimes Discomfort

    Honestly a pretty good mine train, but it’s a mine train so that’s not saying much

  • Justin Lininger 3 months ago

    Discomfort

    This ride is a steaming pile of garbage. Worse than Ninja. Get it for the credit if you have to, then run. Run for the fucking hills.

  • Justin Lininger 3 months ago

    Airtimes Discomfort

    This ride gets way too much love for no reason. A low tier GCI that is definitely not being taken care of.

  • Justin Lininger 3 months ago

    Airtimes Masterpiece Intensity Discomfort

    This ride is in very bad shape but still delivers one of the best wooden coaster experiences out there. The airtime is unrivaled and insane, same with...

  • Justin Lininger 3 months ago

    Intensity Too short

    It's a batman clone. That's about it. Anybody who has ridden one has ridden them all.

  • Justin Lininger 3 months ago

    Smoothness Disappointing! Pointless Dead spots

    This ride is just plain boring. There isn't a lot to it. Practically forceless and uninspired.

  • Justin Lininger 3 months ago

    Airtimes Fun Too short Capacity

    Flash was a great ride, but waiting without a phone for a ride with one train is extremely disappointing. I definitely recommend shelling out the mone...

  • Justin Lininger 3 months ago

    Disappointing! Pointless Dead spots

    I'm a pretty big fan of B&M hypers, but this is genuinely one of the worst ones, only in front of Candymonium for me. The airtime is severely lacklust...

  • Justin Lininger 3 months ago

    Airtimes Pace Harness

    This is the current 2nd best coaster at Great Adventure, which is somewhat concerning. It's a great ride, but it has constant issues and the restraint...

  • Justin Lininger 3 months ago

    Airtimes Ejectors Discomfort

    This is one of the greatest out there - and it's been purely stunted by its roughness. The airtime is completely bonkers, but the layout and shakiness...

  • Justin Lininger 4 months ago

    Airtimes Comfort Duration

    The quintessential B&M hyper. Great airtime in abundance.

  • Justin Lininger 4 months ago

    Airtimes Rattle Discomfort

    As someone who hardly complains about roughness, this was one of the roughest coasters I've ever been on. Possibly just caught it on a bad day, but th...

  • Justin Lininger 4 months ago

    Location Intensity

    The best flying coaster out there. Intense all around with a great setting.

  • Justin Lininger 4 months ago

    Airtimes Duration

    This is a phenomenal all-around coaster. The airtime is world class, and for just a couple bucks to ride, it's probably the best value you can get for...

  • Justin Lininger 4 months ago

    Ejectors Pointless

    I've never understood the hype for this ride. It's a glorified family coaster and nowhere near an elite woodie.

  • Justin Lininger 4 months ago

    Airtimes Intensity Duration Lap Bar

    I agree with the opinion out there that this is the greatest ride layout ever crafted. The airtime is there, the laterals and intensity are there, and...

  • Justin Lininger 4 months ago

    Airtimes Capacity Comfort

    This ride is overshadowed simply because it is not Fury, and while I agree with the opinion that Fury is by far the superior ride, this is still a mas...

  • Justin Lininger 4 months ago

    Airtimes Dead spots Layout

    Just a basic, old wooden coaster that gets way too much praise due to its buzz bars. The airtime isn't what it's made out to be and the layout is simp...

  • Justin Lininger 4 months ago

    Airtimes Ejectors

    This is everything you could possibly need out of a smaller RMC. The airtime hits perfectly, the inversions work, and the lateral movement into the fi...

  • Justin Lininger 4 months ago

    Airtimes Pointless Dead spots

    This ride is the definition of a mid RMC. It's got the airtime, but it crawls through its final lap and features elements that are overly common compa...

  • Justin Lininger 4 months ago

    Inversions Comfort Duration Dead spots

    Perhaps the most underrated invert - if not the most underrated coaster - out there. This ride does not get the love it deserves. It genuinely does ev...

  • Justin Lininger 4 months ago

    Airtimes Pace Ejectors Capacity

    Genuinely one of the best roller coasters out there. The laterals throughout the final helix are intense, and the airtime is world class, especially o...