Reviews
  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Airtimes Nice surprise! Intensity

    Raging Bull was B&M's second Hyper coaster, only opening a few months after the original Apollo's Chariot. As such, the manufacturer had not yet solid...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Airtimes Fun Rattle

    Probably my favorite of the classic out-and-back woodies I've ridden so far. Racer is about one thing: supplying good air all the way through. And it ...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Airtimes First Drop Harness

    Orion is an all killer, no filler diverse airtime tour that deserves to sit at the table with B&M's other two gigas. It's not the "hyper-but-bigger" o...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Launch Too short Disappointing!

    Yes, the launch is insane, and perhaps the most intense I've ever been on, but the ride is just way too short. The strata coasters got away with their...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Launch Intensity Layout Harness

    If Kingda Ka marked the end of the coaster wars due to its unwieldy size and speed, Maverick officially killed the conflict because it showed that you...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Airtimes First Drop Pace Too short

    My first ever RMC, and I got a walk-on in the front row as the first ride of the day I went. Goliath almost acts as a sampling of the RMC platter, and...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Airtimes Location Ejectors Discomfort

    Magnum XL-200 is the definition of a cult classic. It's fanbase is nowhere near as big as the heavy hitters, but for those that love it, they looooove...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Theming Fun Capacity

    I don't even know if it's possible to describe this coaster. The story behind it - how CCI was commissioned to create a coaster in the space where a d...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Airtimes Location Intensity

    One of CCI's strongest and most well-rounded creations. This provides both the aggressive airtime and intense laterals that the group is known for in ...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Location Fun Dead spots

    It's a relaxed ride, especially compared to later Arrow Suspended coasters like The Bat, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. The sensation of casu...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Capacity Discomfort Intensity

    Intensity is cool and all, but when you almost completely grey out for most of the ride's duration, causing a headache, it's just painful, not exhilar...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Lap Bar Ejectors

    I absolutely love that this gem of a coaster is the way it is. It's tucked away in the section of the park where all the kiddie rides are, the ride it...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Location Rattle Dead spots

    I don't know how a coaster that looks like it could give airtime just doesn't. My brother and I rode this in the second-to-last row and all I remember...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    First Drop Location Fun

    Perhaps the first thing one notices about this ride is just how beautiful both it and its location is. The light blue color scheme is a perfect match ...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Discomfort

    Considering I only rode this a few times the year it closed down as I was making my way up the ladder of coaster intensity, I don't really have much d...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Airtimes Comfort Layout

    Floater airtime heaven. So are most other B&M Hypers, but the key to Diamondback is in its layout. The first drop starts off proceedings strong with a...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Theming Fun Headbanging

    Looking at just the coaster itself, it's not really all that great. It's a janky Arrow Looper whose inversions have better iterations elsewhere in the...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Theming Discomfort Layout

    Quite possibly one of the funniest movie rides ever made. This is where my interest in cinema and amusement parks come together for the ultimate joke:...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Rattle

    A Galaxi model to replace the old one Indiana Beach got rid of about a decade ago. It's typical Wild Mouse / compact coaster business, so whippy, ratt...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Theming Fun Dead spots

    I rode this all the way back in late 2017 as I was just getting into coasters, so I thought it was great back then, but probably would be less hot on ...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Location Discomfort Layout

    The only reason this isn't completely middling is because if you get enough friends together, you can do a fair bit of trolling on this ride. But the ...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Airtimes Nice surprise! Fun Discomfort

    The beating heart of Cedar Point. Without this simple out-and-back woodie named after the mascot of a local high school team, the later behemoths this...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Location Duration Discomfort

    The coaster that forever changed the way woodies were designed, even beyond making terrain layouts for them possible. It's not about the airtime (thou...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Airtimes Rattle

    It's like a typical dueling wooden coaster a la Racer but scaled up 1.5 times. Even so, the airtime feels about as intense and long as other, smaller ...