Reviews
  • Ethan Finn 5 months ago

    Inversions Intensity Smoothness

    Probably the best coasters Knott’s has to offer, this ride is one of the smoothest and scenic in the park. It has a great location and the helix at th...

  • Ethan Finn 1 year ago

    Location Dead spots Intensity

    I know this is meant to be a kid/family ride, and it was built with the park in 1971, so I feel like I can’t criticize it too harshly. But, it’s just ...

  • Ethan Finn 1 year ago

    Intensity Layout Harness

    I don’t know what the hate for this ride is all about, I happen to really like it. Granted, I didn’t ride it before they supposedly made it smoother, ...

  • Ethan Finn 1 year ago

    Inversions Location Disappointing! Intensity

    I don’t know what to think of this one. A product of both Arrow and Vekoma, it’s certainly an interesting ride. Its layout is unlike anything I’ve eve...

  • Ethan Finn 1 year ago

    Inversions Layout Too short

    I don’t care what anyone says, I love the Batman clones. They’re generally smooth, intense, and the compactness adds to the experience. I think these ...

  • Ethan Finn 1 year ago

    Location Layout Intensity

    I actually had a great time on this one. Reminds me of Sierra Sidewinder at Knott’s, though maybe not as good as that one. The layout is fun, whipping...

  • Ethan Finn 1 year ago

    Intensity Discomfort Tear it down! Layout

    I wish we could go back in time and prevent Vekoma from ever designing the Boomerang (and SLC) model coaster. Surprisingly, this is probably the least...

  • Ethan Finn 1 year ago

    Airtimes Launch Intensity Too short

    This is by far the best coaster in the park, which makes it too bad that it’s so short. That 0-70 in 3.8 is a rush of adrenaline, but the vertical spi...

  • Ethan Finn 1 year ago

    Location Rattle Discomfort Lap Bar

    It’s too bad that such an imposing coaster atop the hills of this park is ruined by The Boss, which might be the most uncomfortable wooden coaster I’v...

  • Ethan Finn 1 year ago

    Comfort Layout Too short Airtimes

    CGI will forever be my favorite manufacturer of wooden coasters, and rightfully so. The trains feel like a couch, the lap bars are comfortable, and th...

  • Ethan Finn 1 year ago

    Location Layout Rattle Discomfort

    I love the location of Screamin Eagle: it traverses through the trees and gives you a lengthy out-and-back experience that makes for a pretty ride, bu...

  • Ethan Finn 1 year ago

    First Drop Fun Layout Harness

    Had the chance to ride X2 for the first time today and I was not disappointed. By far one of my favorite coasters ever. The only thing I have to say t...

  • Ethan Finn 2 years ago

    Theming Nice surprise! Location Dead spots

    This is a decent family coaster, and actually packs more into it than you might expect. The backwards launch and navigation section is cool, but there...

  • Ethan Finn 2 years ago

    Theming Fun Smoothness

    This is far and away the best family coaster I’ve ever ridden. It’s lengthy, which makes for a good value, and the layout is phenomenal as it weaves t...

  • Ethan Finn 2 years ago

    Airtimes Rattle Too short

    This is one of the better coasters in the park (of the four), but it’s not great. I say airtimes because the first drop can be decent depending on whe...

  • Ethan Finn 2 years ago

    Location Pace Disappointing! Dead spots

    This woodie lacks in so many areas, namely that the drops lack all intensity and have zero airtime. Bryce layout is pretty through the trees, but this...

  • Ethan Finn 2 years ago

    Comfort Smoothness Too short Intensity

    This is a great family coaster/intro to thrills for youngsters. Not anything intense or notable, but super smooth and comfortable. Wish it was longer!

  • Ethan Finn 2 years ago

    Airtimes Intensity Rattle Too short Harness

    This ride is actually better than it looks. With only three of its kind in existence, Diamondback is not only unique, but the reverse half packs a ser...

  • Ethan Finn 2 years ago

    Fun Smoothness Too short

    This ride was a nice surprise to me. It’s a little more family-oriented, but is still a good time for anyone. The turns are thrilling, first drop was ...

  • Ethan Finn 2 years ago

    Theming Disappointing! Tear it down! Layout

    I may too hard on this ride, but it’s massively disappointing on every level. It’s hard to even classify this as a coaster, as there’s barely two litt...

  • Ethan Finn 2 years ago

    Airtimes First Drop Intensity Too short

    Wow. This ride is truly incredible. One of the best RMC’s I’ve ever ridden. The first launch is more intense than it looks, and the ride only gets bet...

  • Ethan Finn 2 years ago

    Inversions Location Intensity Too short Harness

    One of the best Arrow Loopers I’ve been on. It’s filled with great inversions and an intense ride throughout, that wouldn’t feel too rough if it wasn’...

  • Ethan Finn 2 years ago

    Airtimes Intensity Ejectors Rattle

    This is a great woodie. One of Dollywood’s best, similar to Apocalypse at Magic Mountain. It’s fast, filled with ejectors, and jackhammers you through...

  • Ethan Finn 2 years ago

    Theming Layout Hangtime Discomfort

    This ride pleasantly surprised me. My first trip to Dollywood, wasn’t sure what to expect with this one. The 90° incline hills and subsequent drops ma...

  • Ethan Finn 3 years ago

    Theming Comfort Layout Dead spots

    A Disney classic with slight differences than it’s counterparts. It’s not a bad ride, typical BTMRR. For some reason, I feel this version was even les...

  • Ethan Finn 3 years ago

    Launch Rattle Too short Reliability

    This coaster is just fine. It’s a typical boomerang style launch coaster with minimal intensity and just one inversion. My biggest complaint is that i...

  • Ethan Finn 3 years ago

    Location Pointless Dead spots

    I like the area around this land, and the water compliments the coaster nicely. It’s a kiddie coaster in a kiddie land, but personally I think they co...

  • Ethan Finn 3 years ago

    Theming Layout Dead spots Intensity

    You know what you’re getting before you get on, it’s a kiddie coaster and it knows it. Virtually the same layout as Disneyland’s “Gadget’s Go Coaster”...

  • Ethan Finn 3 years ago

    Theming Layout Discomfort Dead spots

    As a Disney fan and California native, I was expecting more from WDW’s space mountain. It was one of the most underwhelming experiences I’ve had on a ...

  • Ethan Finn 3 years ago

    Layout Headbanging Capacity

    Vekoma SLC’s are notoriously painful, and this is no exception. First time on this about killed my brain, but it has since gotten better and more smoo...