Coaster reviews

Location Fun Duration Dead spots

All though some may argue that the Beast is a rough, boring ride with no forces or any type of good elements, while I may slightly agree this is one of the most pure fun coasters for me, and also that’s untrue because that final helix is intense. While I may have some bias as this is my first big boy coaster and is very sentimental to me, this is one of the most fun coasters I’ve ridden in my puny credit count, but there are so many pros I can’t choose which ones stand out the most.

Capacity Inversions Intensity Rattle

The most intense ride in the park, this invert suffers from a rattle. In all rows but the front, this rattle can get intense if you’re on the wrong train and can ruin the ride for some. I can get past this, though, and enjoy the ride for its intense inversions.

Intensity Discomfort

By discomfort, I mean how I get a headache on 75% of my rides. Don’t hate it, don’t love it, it’s fine as it is but I don’t usually ride it.

Theming Location Launch Rattle Capacity Discomfort

This may just have the worst capacity in the park. It is super popular among the gp which makes the problem worse, and now with Orion, they may ride that and see this ride next to it and figure, “Might as well ride it while we are here!” That’s my main complaint, but the ride is also super rough and the trains are uncomfortable. I can stand a rough ride, but the trains may ruin it for some. This ride does have some upsides, though, like the launch, theme, and fact it’s indoor, but the cons, especially capacity, outweigh the pros so much that it’s the worst thrill coaster at the park, and three family coaster beat it, that being Bat, Racer, and Backlot. As a homeparker, I just can’t justify riding every visit, which is why my ride count isn’t even double digits.

Theming Location Duration Layout

Layout delivers nothing, and I know it’s meant to be a family coaster, but just not my type of ride. Fun theming and setting though.

Airtimes Nice surprise! Rattle

Nice junior woodie.

Headbanging Capacity Tear it down!

Need I say more. This ride is borderline terrible.

Airtimes Capacity Lap Bar Dead spots

Best family coaster in the park. Number six in the park for me, this is an underrated gem.

Airtimes Capacity Lap Bar Dead spots

Best family coaster in the park. Number six in the park for me, this is an underrated gem.

Launch Masterpiece Ejectors

OMG BEST COASTER AT THE PARK 100000/10 WOULD REDOMMEND!!!!1!1!!!!!11!!!!!!111!!!!!

Theming Launch Intensity Discomfort Reliability

This ride is far from reliable, and while the second best family coaster at the park, it’s uncomfortable which can make the ride unenjoyable.

Airtimes First Drop Ejectors

No negatives about this ride. It’s one of the most perfect rides in the world outside, based on reviews, velocicoaster. I’d give it the crown as the best small scale rmc (based on reviews,) best Timbers of the two I’ve ridden that are popular choices for the best, and best coaster that only turns left, granted there’s not many of those. The first drop is super unique, and I’d argue is one of the best rmc elements. You have a little speed and as you grow down the drop you pick up more and go straight into an ejector pop, which are littered throughout the ride. This may just have the most ejector pops in the world. It is only ejector, no floater. If you like sustained floater and not ejector, this is not your ride. You’re better off on something like Racer 75 or Grizzly. This is an all around great coaster and the second best at the park.

Pace Intensity Smoothness

Holy Crap this ride is insane. This is my favorite roller coaster in the world. The intensity is unmatched and the pacing is relentless. That towering first drop, though trimmed, is one of the best in the world. That first turn caused me to lose all my vision and nearly black out, and I sustained it for the whole ride. I had to stop after ride four because of how draining it was. I could complain about the lack of lap bars and use of shoulder strap, but I won’t because there wasn’t any head banging and it was fairly comfortable. Couldn’t recommend this ride enough.