Coaster reviews

Lap Bar Inversions Hangtime

It's basically just Colossus but vastly improved by the restraints, a strangely welcome addition to the UK.

Theming Pace Masterpiece

Stunning ride that doesn't have a single dull moment, with everything being so tight and close you really feel the speed. Theming is just next level. The music leading into silence before the first launch really builds the tension. Super long, super smooth, super whippy, I have too many good things to say about this ride.

Theming Launch Smoothness Harness

The launch feels like a slingshot, you pick a lot of speed up in such a short amount of time which makes for a really fun start to the ride. Everything until the trim break is fast and whippy, with one element that took me by surprise. The house the station resides in is really cool and Anubis is surprisingly smooth, but is let down by nasty over the shoulder restraints that despite it's smoothness, caused a lot of discomfort for the people i went with who experienced headbanging and shoulder pain. everything after the trim break is pointless and slow, and the final roll only there to cause more discomfort for people that are on the shorter side.