Coaster reviews

Harness Smoothness Layout Launch

Best ride in UK- really long, great airtime! The launches can be a bit weak though.

Airtimes Theming Harness Too short Dead spots Intensity

Its a great ride, but its nothing more than a family coaster. The back row is by far the best and it sucks that you can no longer pick your row

Inversions Masterpiece Intensity Headbanging

This coaster is super intense and packs in a lot in its short layout. I thought that there was minimal roughness, as always with a B&M invert the corkscrews and zero G rolls can be a bit painful. This coaster also has the best helix of any coaster. Overall my third favourite coaster and I think the way it interacts with the terrain to be masterful.

Airtimes First Drop Ejectors Rattle Lap Bar

I was expecting this to be better. Much better. Despite its crazy intensity and great ejector air, I found it to rough give a higher score. Even in the front row I came off with a headache. I thought the lap bars were really uncomfortable given the amount one flies out of their seat in this ride, and the seatbelt really dug in. I got stapled 4 times on this ride so that made it hard to enjoy more. Overrated.

Airtimes First Drop Comfort

I was expecting El Toro to be my favourite ride at the park but this blew it away! It was silky smooth and I got airtime of every hill. B&M hypers may not always be the most intense but in the back row the helix and turns were fast and intense, all while being exceptionally smooth.