Put simply, it tries to kill you, and I mess with that.
Iron Gwazi is a relentless rollercoaster that makes use of every segment of track. Whilst I...
Put simply, it tries to kill you, and I mess with that.
Iron Gwazi is a relentless rollercoaster that makes use of every segment of track. Whilst I do wish it was longer, and could put that as a con, I feel it makes you just want to go round again and again. That does however lead to some thigh bruising from the lap bar which in itself is a testament to the airtime!
During my visit it was running 1 train though, yikes.
To me, Hyperion is the best hyper coaster I've done (As of December 2025) as it feels much more catered to my favourite things about rollercoasters th...
To me, Hyperion is the best hyper coaster I've done (As of December 2025) as it feels much more catered to my favourite things about rollercoasters than Zadra was.
This ride is relentless in the back, providing both fantastic airtime and intensity, as well as a standout moment in the dive loop. The whip on that element is nuts in latter rows and outer seats. When I rode this in 2022 I didn't think the outer seat vibrations detracted from the experience, but I'll have to see when I return in 2026!
Whilst Helix will always be my favourite (As of December 2025), Velocicoaster offers a true full-package experience with a fun and flowy first half in...
Whilst Helix will always be my favourite (As of December 2025), Velocicoaster offers a true full-package experience with a fun and flowy first half in the raptor paddock before sending you to the high heavens with the second half. I was skeptical going in, having ridden a few overhyped coasters in my time, but I believe if you can appreciate the first half ontop of the second you'll love this!
Helix offers, what I believe, to be one of the most complete roller coaster experiences out there. Also, the ambient queue soundtrack might just be th...
Helix offers, what I believe, to be one of the most complete roller coaster experiences out there. Also, the ambient queue soundtrack might just be the best piece of audio to bless my ears.
Ride at night!!!
Red Force offers a short but incredibly sweet experience. Riding Stealth a lot back home, I was quite used to the intamin top hat layout, but this is ...
Red Force offers a short but incredibly sweet experience. Riding Stealth a lot back home, I was quite used to the intamin top hat layout, but this is definitely the best I've done. Whilst the launch doesn't have the raw power of Stealth's hydraulics, the LSM launch still shreds you down the launch track at a more than satisfying rate. The ride does have a slight shuffle on this element, but I believe it adds to the experience!
I am writing this on behalf of what everyone wishes to say, but has not been said yet. O Rougarou, you are a stain on the world of architecture. Let i...
I am writing this on behalf of what everyone wishes to say, but has not been said yet. O Rougarou, you are a stain on the world of architecture. Let it be known architecture was intended for good, for a better world and future for those that will soon look over the rock we are just so dependent on. You, however, have turned it upside down. You were created for evil disguised as "fun". No one finds seemingly endless torture that no being, morally good, bad, or gray, deserves, "fun". Several times, you attempt to blatantly murder anyone naive enough to fall for your lies and tainted promises by bashing their head against what keeps them from taking the easy way out of your labyrinth of unneeded, wanted, or deserved torment, otherwise known as "death". To those individuals still with us that continue to think that humans are good at spirit, please know of the existence of Cedar Point's management team, and what they had done in 2014, to painfully morph an innocent roller coaster known as Mantis into the reincarnation of those that once created our little ball of life that have committed unforgivable sin. Rougarou is merely the calls, sweat, body and blood of those currently in the deepest circles of Hell, attempting to reach out to the outer world one last time. So let it be known, dear Rougarou, you simply do not deserve the right to cease to exist. I can only dream that one day, the management team of this very park admits their wrongdoings and backtracks on the portal to Hell they opened by closing it and tearing this ride down. That is all I have to say about you, Rougarou.
Excellent, family coaster. It delivers far more thrills than it looks like it should. While riding, it seems much faster than it is. Single train o...
Excellent, family coaster. It delivers far more thrills than it looks like it should. While riding, it seems much faster than it is. Single train only, so it has pretty low capacity. But the ride itself is more than just good.
