Coaster reviews

Location Fun Smoothness

Amazing older terrain coaster! Glad SFMM is giving this classic the TLC it deserves. Runs smooth as butter, fun drops and tunnels, and a surprisingly intense loop! Wish they’d remove some of the trims from the hills but it’s still a gem!

Comfort Smoothness Disappointing! Dead spots

As a kid, riding Goliath was quite the milestone in my life, as it was always so tall and imposing. However, 15-20 years later, after riding several B&M and intamin hypers, I now realize what a disappointment this Coaster is. Delivers great positive G’s, but that is about it. First drop is too drawn out and not steep enough, and the rest of the layout is uninspiring. In an ideal world, this would be torn down and replaced with a B&M giga!

Duration Discomfort

Fun, old Arrow mine train with good laterals, and yes, some jerky transitions. Brace yourself and the transitions aren’t too bad, but if you’re caught by surprise you might slam your stomach on the lap bar!

Airtimes Launch Hangtime Harness

Short and sweet launch coaster with some unique elements. The loop is gargantuan and the hangtime at the top of it seems endless. The (spoiler alert) backwards launch is a blast, and I love sitting in the back and getting backwards airtime while making it halfway back up the corkscrew. This ride is the first one you’ll see as you walk in and it gets a long line, so definitely ride earlier in the day!

Theming Launch Pace Rattle Too short

I really enjoyed it. The queues are insanely long on this ride although it’s pretty much worth it as long as you go when the queue is less than 1 hr. The entire experience is full of themeing and is overall a great experience. As for the ride, it’s a extremely intense launch coaster. It maintains an insane pace throughout the whole ride although it can be a little rough and rattles a little. Definitely a must do for everyone who enjoys rides though

Inversions Fun Smoothness Disappointing! Dead spots Layout

Definitely one of the weaker inverts for sure. Runs pretty slow and the first half of the ride do nothing. However the ride does redeem itself a bit with an awesome zero g roll and corkscrew towards the end.

First Drop Location Pace Headbanging Discomfort Tear it down!

This ride is pointless and uncomfortable. So short you could ride the whole thing before swallowing one piece of chicken. Tear it down and put in a family woodie or single rail RMC.

Airtimes Nice surprise! Fun Too short Theming Discomfort

Underrated. Fun mini hills inside, despite the hiding pirates, lol. The spiral lift hill is cool.

Comfort Fun Smoothness Too short Disappointing! Pointless

Quite overrated. Good for kids but when they say "Fun for families and established thrill seekers alike", I balk. Just doesn't do much.

First Drop Location Duration Pointless Dead spots Intensity

Rode it with an almost empty train and early in the day, attributes which I'm sure contributed to its mildness. My guess is that it runs faster and more intense at night with a full train. Decent length, but not enough going on.