Coaster reviews

Layout Headbanging Theming Discomfort

Like you could guess from an SLC, this ride is just bad and also a real Eye sore, though it looked even worse a few years ago.

First Drop Inversions Headbanging Harness Discomfort

Yall are too dramatic, this ride is actually ok. Looking at the reviews, I honestly thought this would be worse than an SLC, but it was genuinely a good ride. When you enter the train, you notice one big issue, the restraints, My god these suck. They have no padding and the trains are so small so you can barely breathe in them. You go up a nice lifthill with decent views before going down a pretty decent drop, it has a nice stomach dropping feeling but the otsr kill the airtime. You go into a useless turn before entering the circular loop. It was a bit rough but pretty forceful (Why am I getting a headache from writing this). You go into an unbanked turn you would get from a PTC before going into a forceful turn. This turn has a lot of force but it makes your head bang so much. you go into a random airtimeless hill before entering another forcefull turn with headbanging, this time theres a random pool, Idk what it is but it has a nice headchopper. You go up into another unbanked ptc turnr before going into the brakes. Overall it was ok but the restraints ruin the ride.

First Drop Fun Layout Lap Bar

It has some great spinning in the final helix section, and it has some great drops and great moments for spinning. The only bad thing about this is you can easily get stapled

This is now torn down, and I never got to ride it. Triple five, you better replace it with a good, intense coaster and not another stupid kiddie ride.

Location Theming Tear it down! Dead spots

The location is only good because it’s in the corner of Pixar Pier so you don’t have to see it.

Intensity Smoothness Capacity

The g forces on the way down are insane! But you won’t always spin when you get to the top of the track.

Airtimes Pace Masterpiece

I don't know what Towers have done to Wicker Man this season, but it's absolutely flying round, it's running the best it ever has done. Nice and smooth, but really aggressive and whippy. This GCI has always well outclassed it's stature and family-thrill billing, with relentless pacing and fantastic airtime, and a really creative layout considering the plot of land that it occupies. There's really no moment that the ride lets up, even the flat turn offers some good laterals, and it hauls right into the brakes having barely lost any speed. I can enjoy it in any row and at any time of the day, but there's no doubt that the elite seat is row 12 at the end of a warm day, it throws you around like only a good woodie can and the airtime is elevated there. If you have the opportunity to get a night ride, do not pass it up, and for the best possible experience, ride it during the fireworks display at the end of the season. Also goes without saying that the theming is excellent as well, soundtrack is fantastic, and ops are the best on any coaster in the country when it's on 3 trains, which is all the time that all 3 trains are available. Don't underestimate the power of the Wicker Man!

Location Harness Discomfort Tear it down!

Don't think anyone's surprised now that an SLC is the rollercoaster equivalent of a vindaloo poo. It hurts, it sucks, terrible transitions, it will bruise your face as it batters you around. I guess it does look nice though, but as with it's big, boring, painful red neighbour, i'd happily see it collapse away into the Irish sea

Fun Discomfort

For a kids coaster, this little woodie is very fun, short layout but a decent bit of speed, and a hint of air at the back of the train. Wasn't rough either which is of course important for a small ride like this. Trains are tiny so not the most comfortable credit for an adult.

Fun Discomfort

In reality, steeplechase is terrible, offers nothing in terms of ride experience, and it's certainly not comfortable, instantaneous brakes at the end and whilst it's not rattly or rough, the transitions are very poor and slam you around. Seems to be particularly painful for the ladies as well, I didn't find it awful but some of the girls in the group were very much one n done. Despite the obvious flaws, I always have a hilarious time riding it, particularly if you have a riding buddy, and no one can deny that the fact it's still operating, as the only classic Steeplechase model left in the world, is really nice to see