Coaster reviews

Theming Nice surprise! Fun

People will think I'm crazy, but this is one of my favourite rides at Thorpe Park. The theming is really fun, and the addition of live actors is incredible. I'm terrified of the dark, so maybe that's why I loved this ride so much and found it scary, but it's just an incredible fun ride to do after doing loads of thrill rides

First Drop Launch Masterpiece Too short Theming Layout

The launch is one of my favourite ever parts of any rollercoaster, and it continues to shock me every time I ride it. At the top of the Top-Hat, you get a wonderful view of the park and I really enjoy Stealth every time I'm on it. However, there is no theming whatsoever, and I wish there was at least a bit of a layout after the Top-Hat. Still an incredible ride.

Theming Headbanging Disappointing! Discomfort

The theming is great. I love how it's themed to Saw and the queue line is really well done. But I waited 1 hour and 30 minutes when it said it had a 25 minute queue, and I left with a huge headache because of it's roughness. This is unfortunately my least favourite ride at the park.

First Drop Theming Intensity

This ride is so enjoyable. The bit before the lift-hill is really fun and lets you see some incredible bits of theming. The first drop is really exciting, and the rest of the ride is intense. The only slight flaw is that it's nothing new or extraordinary.

Theming Inversions Headbanging

When I get a good ride on it, it's incredible, but when I don't I get is a headache. The ride is really fun though, and the 4 barrel-rolls are a huge highlight of the ride

First Drop Theming Smoothness

An incredible ride. I was amazed by the theming, but more amazed by the ride itself. It was so unbelievably smooth, and the first drop was so fun. It was also nearly walk-on and I can't think of anything bad about this ride.

Fun Masterpiece Smoothness Theming

Perfection. The ride is so smooth and enjoyable and is definitely one of my favourites. The only slight downside is theming, but the theming is still pretty good. I love the Japanese theme but I just wish they made it more clear.

Fun Headbanging Discomfort

Weirdly enough it's one of my childhood favourite coasters. Despite it having a bit of a sentimental place I do see it's a pretty bad coaster. It hurts you all over when you ride it and the whiplash surpise at the end isn't great either.

First Drop Location Fun Theming Airtimes Layout

The ride is so fun! Rode this a few times on my trip to Blackpool Pleasure Beach, and I was not disappointed. The layout is very basic, but the ride is so enjoyable that I just ignored that. There is also no airtime at all, and only a little theming. I still really enjoyed the ride though :)

Intensity Smoothness Theming Airtimes

It's a great coaster that's really intense, but a bit too intense for me with the airtime. Nontheless It's a great experience, too bad about the theming that's pretty much non-existent.