Coaster reviews

Airtimes Lap Bar Fun

This ride is definitely cracked. It has some phenomenal sustained floater airtime and the first drop is one of the best first drops I've experienced. I think it deserves the praise it's gotten, even though it's not the world's greatest.

Fun Duration

Solid family coaster. That's it, it's a solid family coaster.

Intensity Layout Headbanging

pretty good ride, pretty intense, but the headbanging is cringe asf

Lap Bar Intensity Too short

This ride is really intense and really fun, but it's like 25% of a ride. Length is its main issue.

Inversions Fun Intensity

This ride is really, really good. Everything about it is great. I wish a clone of this would be installed at my home park, because this was an excellent choice of a ride to clone even if it was a terrain coaster.

Airtimes Comfort Smoothness Layout

This is the only B&M hyper I've ridden so far, but it appears to be the worst of them all due to its twister layout. I don't really care about the twister layout, but it is worse than if they did an out and back layout or outer-banked every large turn so it gives airtime. Oh yeah, something that doesn't affect the ride experience: hot damn this thing is ugly

Inversions Intensity

This was my first wing coaster, and damn what a great introduction to this model. wing coasters pull some great forces. It's not as good as gatekeeper but I loved this ride when I got on.

Airtimes Launch Capacity

standard impulse coaster, one thing I would add if I could would be repetition. the concept of an impulse coaster is pretty repetitive. but the 2 spikes on this ride are pretty good so I don't care that it's repetitive

Airtimes Inversions Too short

This ride is really damn good during its short layout, but that short layout is the main problem with it. This would probably get a lot more praise if it just did 1 more lap around the ride. That zero-g stall and dive loop were both wicked elements and it's a shame they're on something so short.

Fun

This is the tamest ride I've been on and it's a pretty solid kiddie coaster. It's not exactly designed for me, but for these lower intensity rides, I'm rating them based on how well they serve less seasoned riders.