Coaster reviews

Fun Rattle Pointless

Its a Zamperla kiddie. Nothing special but why not do it for the credit even though its a bit rough.

Disappointing! Discomfort Tear it down!

Disgusting. This ride shouldn't exist. It is prone to injury. I had a front seat, luckily, so i could see what was coming so i could brace myself and prepare for impact.

Lap Bar Nice surprise! Fun

This ride can and will get you soaked, the station/queue building is really well made and has some nice theming. This ride also has a great soundtrack which really makes you hyped to ride it. The ride isn't the longest but it does pack a punch. The trains are really comfortable and a cool feature is that the restraints come down automatically and they don't have to be checked by an employee, sadly they can tighten up a little bit during the ride. The spikes give some great floater airtime and the airtime hill launch does provide some floater to ejector the last time you pass over it. Then you reach your max speed and you climb the spike and on top, it almost feels like the train will fall off the track. This spike does give some nice floater all the way and then be prepared for the big splash. This splash is so cool to watch from on-ride and off-ride. There is also a splash zone for when it is hotter outside so people can get soaked from the big splash as the train flies by. Overall this is nowhere near the best rollercoaster but I would describe it as pure fun.

Comfort Launch Intensity Too short Capacity

Psyké underground is an old classic Schwarzkopf shuttle loop coaster, it has been renovated by Walibi 2 times and this is the best version of it yet. The ride is now fully enclosed and has some nice flashing lights during the ride and some neon signs. The launch is pretty fast and the loop after that pulls 4.88 G forces which really is intense, and I love that there only is a lap bar that is holding you in. The main con is that isn't a super long ride but it really packs a punch.

First Drop Theming Fun Capacity Airtimes

I find the ride very fun, it has some nice transitions, the first drop is amazing and always catches me by surprise, it is very fun for a family coaster. It has some decent theming and you can also get nice shots of the ride thanks to the 'Tiki Trail', which is a parkour that you can walk which interacts with the rollercoaster. The only 2 things which aren't as good are that some of the transitions are taking a bit slow and there isn't really any airtime on the last few hills. The second con is that this rollercoaster will get one of the longest lines in the park because the capacity isn't so good.

Headbanging Discomfort Tear it down!

The whole time I was on this ride I was yelling in pain. It was not enjoyable and I had to go to take tylenol afterwards. My neck was forced downward a few times during the ride and I felt like my spine was at risk. This coaster was not smooth at all and resulted in my head banging back and forth between the harness.The results do not get any better... I have been stuck in bed most of the day and the cartilage on my right ear is bruised, which I didn't know was possible until the Viper!! Do not recommend and does not seem safe for smaller children.

Capacity Harness Reliability

モノはデカくて立派だが、えらくあっさり、早く終わるという点でウマの交尾のようなコースター。

First Drop Layout Rattle Too short Pointless

I feel like this ride is honestly just taking up space at this point just so they could have another coaster on there list. Its not the worst ride ever but its just shaky not unbearable but shaky. But the worst part has to be the duration. Its such a short ride. I wouldn't say its a must do because Steel Force is next door but if you have the time I would say "Do it for the experience".

Launch Fun Intensity Headbanging

Very solid Intamin Impulse. The spikes are decent and give you some pretty good hang time at some points Overall there is a decent amount of headbanging but the intensity of the ride make up for it. I would rather ride Wicked Twister over at CP but still isn't a ride you should skip over when you visit Dorney Park.

Inversions Smoothness Layout

Such an underrated B&M Floor less. Amazing layout including 7 inversions and the jojo roll right out off the gate really gets you out of your seat. The first drop I do feel like could be better but the amazing layout pays off for it. Overall really smooth ride even with its slight age. Its definitely one of if not the best coaster at Dorney and is a must do with 3 of your friends or family when you visit Dorney Park.