Coaster reviews

Best hyper out there. It's not even close. All hypers are good too, but this one is on another level. Zero faults. A must ride.

in the battle for most mediocre grover coaster...this one is the clear winner. *the grovers are probably great rides for kids bc they're smooth and enjoyable*

in the battle for best grover coaster...this one is the clear winner. *the grovers are probably great rides for kids bc they're smooth and enjoyable*

in the battle for worst grover coaster...this one is the clear winner. *the grovers are probably great rides for kids bc they're smooth and enjoyable*

new rule. no wild mouse coasters at sea world owned parks. the parks are too good and too pretty to have wasted the space. gimme another animal exhibit or a flat ride.

why did they stop building these? so intense, so long, so much fun. i absolutely loved kumba. every element hits so hard, i greyed out, i loved it, maybe the best ride in the park for me.

Harness

a C+ if there ever was one. ride it if the wait is short and you haven't done one of these before. That said, I always look at these and go, "meh I guess I'll ride it" and come off thinking "those things are really fun".

The hype is big for Montu. It checks every box. Yet, for me, it didn't deliver like a few other inverts have. Something about it just didn't hit me right. It rides great, is big, the inversions are proper and the pacing is excellent...but nothing stood out making it head and shoulders above the rest. Alpengeist is still my favorite bc of how big it feels and it has the perfect setting. Great Bear feels so original and the tight loop hits just right as it roars throughout the parks and over the water. Montu, while great, doesn't beat those two for me. A must ride, and a stellar ride at that, but not the legend it's made out to be. I did prefer a back row on it by far.

Nice surprise! Pace Layout

Really enjoyed this one. I haven't ridden anything else like it really and it gets points for that. Proper airtime in there as well which was a great surprise.

First Drop Capacity Fun

It dives like a dive coaster should. It has a nice layout. It has the proper dive restraints. It gives nice views of the park. It has a splashdown. But why then, is Griffon so much better? Baffling.