Coaster reviews

Theming Fun Smoothness

Best coaster at the Disney World Resort. The theming and ride system is just great. This ride is like space mountain on steroids. Must ride at EPCOT!

Pace Masterpiece Smoothness

Holy Crap. If you ask me what the perfect ride is, I WILL say VelociCoaster. Everything about this from the pacing, length, and speed is just absolutely remarkable. The first half begins with a fairly punchy launch that puts you into an immelmann that goes straight through a great headchopper moment in the raptor paddock. If you sit in the back, you get some airtime getting whipped over it. Then you get sent into a very snappy dive loop that give decent force once you get out of it. You then go through some low to the ground, quick turns and small pops of airtime until you reach the second launch. The second half is what makes this ride the best in the world. The rolling launch absolutely rips. You get sent up to the 70 mph max speed and rocket all the way up to the 150 ft top hat. In the back row, you get some unholy ejector coming down into one of the best hangtime moments ever, with the zero-g stall. It feels like you hang there forever as you are secured in with only a lap bar. You then go through a series of overbanked turns with a ton of speed. But now, you reach the greatest inversion of any coaster ever, the mosasaurus roll. I have no words for how truly crazy this element is. You'd have to ride it yourself to find out the true insanity this single inversion has. You somehow get ejector airtime UPSIDE DOWN! And then, after this you finally reach the final brake run. Man, this ride is amazing. It's miles better than any RMC i've ridden and is the best paced, most exciting ride on this planet. Get out to Islands of Adventure and ride this beast. You won't regret it.

Lap Bar Fun Layout Too short

The ride ops were fantastic, the kids were very excited and it was a great experience.

Fun Rattle Headbanging Pointless

This is better than the smiler in the uk? NO THIS IS AWFUL YOU HAVE TO WINCE OR YOU WILL BREAK YOUR BACK THIS IS LIKE MEGAPHOBIA BUT 100 TIMES WORSE

Rattle Headbanging Tear it down!

THIS RIDE WAS GOOD 30 YEARS AGO BUT NOW ITS JUST A RATTLING SHAKING WOODEN BLOB EXTREMLY OVERATED AND THE NEXT MORNING I COULDNT MOVE MY NECK

Airtimes Theming Launch Dead spots

An absolute masterpiece there is a few dead spots on the ride but other than that nothing else to say

First Drop Capacity Rattle

This ride receives too much hate and I won't stand for that. The vertical lift is great because it adds on to the suspensefulness as your music builds and you reach your way to the top. The first drop is pretty fun and I got some decent floater in the back row. This ride does have a lot of mid course brake runs so that's one thing you can hate about this ride. The pacing is okay but it's very enjoyable overall. (Just make sure you choose a good song)

Location Rattle Discomfort Dead spots

Just an old Arrow Mine Train. It's a fun little ride but I really just did it or the credit. It's one and done for me. Pretty rough because it opened with the park in the 70's and hasn't gotten much work done. Good ride to ride if you have little kids to satisfy though.

Pointless

Did it for the credit. I love stealing people's children to ride these with.

Lap Bar Location Duration Rattle Dead spots

Classic Ride. There really is nothing to really hate about this ride except for how old it's getting now. It's a really simple layout that runs through the park's terrain going up and down hills. Pretty intense loop which I was not expecting. Fun experience.