Coaster reviews

Airtimes Capacity Ejectors Too short Discomfort

Nothing shocking. Good ride all around except for the seats.

Airtimes Nice surprise! Launch Capacity

I went on pipeline which was my first stand up coaster, and as my #3 coaster, this surprised me. The launch is way more powerful than you expect it, and you literally float when you get airtime. I love this ride.

Lap Bar Pace Fun

It was my first upside down coaster, and honestly, it was perfect. No cons unless it gets rough with age.

Intensity Headbanging Harness Discomfort

HEADBANGING: THE RIDE. It was BAD!!! The headbanging was mainly on the inline twists but WOW was it PAINFUL!!! After riding this and Scream, I can understand why the newer B&M’s have the vests. These older OTSR are HOT GARBAGE!! Just imagine sticking your head between some jail bars on a door and then someone slamming that door into a wall! Plus some of the transitions also delivered headbanging! I never would have imagined it to be this bad. The queue had more theming than I would have expected but thank goodness there wasn’t a line. The queue is an absolute sauna! Other than that it was fairly intense.

First Drop Intensity Ejectors Theming

This thing was a doozy. I got to go twice. I fucking blacked out after the first drop and the way the second hill JOLTS your vision back is divine. The turns make you feel like you're gonna fly out. It made me wanna puke at the end of the second time. It's THAT GOOD. I could go on about this Discord user traumatizing me with a ChatGPT-generated retheme of the ride (back when we didn't know it was gonna be jaguar-themed) about a little-known Disney character (from the PARKS) I liked at the time, but to save your sanity, I won't.

Theming Inversions Launch

I've been simping for the alien leader since 2021. Back then, KD still had him turned off. THANK GOD they're retheming I305 and opening Rapterra, because this means HE IS BACK. I finally got to experience the ride today, and it was a BLAST. HEARING THE ALIEN LEADER'S VOICE FOR REAL WAS A TOTAL W. The op is hilarious, the launch is amazing and the rest of the ride is a doozy. The fucking final inversion is KILLER. (in the same cadence as "I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN") I LOVE YOU ALIEN LEADER

Fine enough for what it is.

Airtimes Lap Bar Duration

Fun old wooden coaster. Definitely throws you around a bit.

Location Headbanging

Fun enough if you know what you're getting into with an old Arrow looper. Rode it twice and the front is significantly better as I rode in the second car on my second ride and slammed the back of my head into the seat on the loop. Still better than the Canobie Corkscrew was.

Theming Launch Fun

This ride is super fun, both launches, especially the second one, are really intense and unique. The restraints are really small, so all of your upper body is free, making the ride feel a lot faster than it really is. The theming is also amazing, the ATVs that you are sitting on are fun and really takes the ride to another level.