Coaster reviews

Theming Rattle

One of SBF's finest. A complete meme from beginning to end with a hilarious jolt halfway through (classic Italian engineers).

Airtimes Masterpiece Intensity

Incredible. One of the few coasters in this country that feels long enough. Every moment from beginning to end is masterfully (and smoothly!) constructed. The restraints are very comfortable, leaving the upper body free while still feeling perfectly safe. And it manages to be thrilling without being uber-intense. Solid 5 stars.

Fun Dead spots

Cute classic woodie that's somewhat lacking in intensity, but somewhat makes up for it with charm. Definitely a more family oriented woodie, and that's honestly a good thing for the park.

Nice surprise! Fun

Really fun indoor coaster that scores highly for me due to that surprise drop halfway through. Not ashamed to admit that this little compact indoor ride got my ass with it.

Fun Capacity

Solid family spinning coaster, if you're willing to wait for it.

Fun Capacity

While they're not my favorite, Free Spins are still fun rides. Problem is their capacities aren't the best, and queues can balloon to more than a wait they deserve; this is especially true with this one since it's surrounded by some truly great rides. Fun, but safely skippable.

Inversions Pace Intensity

Another Batman clone, another absolutely elite invert. Probably the gold standard of cloned layouts, there's a reason it took the industry by storm the way it did; all you have to do to see why is ride one.

Launch Intensity Layout Reliability

A ride I had been lusting after for years, Mr. Freeze managed to shatter my expectations. The backwards launch into that inverted top hat is absurd, and only bit of respite you get in the entire layout is the second or two on that vertical spike. The capacity isn't even that bad (I'd even go as far to say fantastic for a shuttle coaster) due to the solid ops and the very innovative dual station setup. As far as shuttle launch coasters go, this is pretty damn near perfection.

Airtimes Nice surprise! Location

Probably one of the coolest kiddie coasters I've ridden. Not only is there a surprising amount of airtime to be had, but the location gets you some wicked views of Mr. Freeze as it blasts by you.

Theming Nice surprise! Fun

By far the most fun I've had on a Mine Train. Not only is the historical value of the ride huge, but that final drop into the famous underwater tunnel is fantastic.