Coaster reviews
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Fun Too short
good for kids, but one time when i rode with my lil brother the operator was being wierd and dark
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Airtimes Reliability
this coaster is spining and it has underated airtime. the only problem from this coaster at my home park is it has low reliebilaty, because there needs to be three people operating it for it to go, and sometimes you just have to wait while workers go operate other rides. THIS IS AN UNDERATED THEME PARK DEFINATLY NOT BEING BIAST LOL
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Fun Smoothness Airtimes
ma home park with a great coaster. just why is there no airtime!?!?!?!?
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Fun
i forgor everything expet the beggining where the lights flash towrds you. i was like 5 so it scared me but this is fun
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Launch Masterpiece Ejectors
I discovered this ride back in 2018, and immediately fell in love with the sexy dudebro voice before the launch. However, I was too much of a pussy then to actually do it; so I didn't when I went in 2019. Fast forward 5 years later, and I've become a seasoned enthusiast who doesn't get the stomach drop anymore. I was still nervous to ride this ride because of the "gut punch" on launches people were talking about, but after seeing it wasn't as big as Skyrush or Candymonium in the skyline, I did it. I memorized how many seconds it took to launch (it usually happened right after the voice, David as I call him, says "Go"), but even then, I still got a gut punch. It took a few seconds for the punch to really hit me, which is when I started screaming. I still did it three times over the course of the trip (it broke down when I was in line on the second day, and when it was fixed, I waited an hour in line.) I'm ready to go on Kingda Ka now!
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Fun Intensity Ejectors
This was my first new credit at Hersheypark, and I loved it! The theming makes for a better Green Lantern ride than the actual one at SFGAdv. I got a front row ride the first time, but the second day at the park, I rode in row 4 on an edge seat. I completely LOST IT while that thing was going. It was so much more amazing. I even greyed out! Even without the new restraints, I can't see why that one Wicked Twister op thought their (defunct) ride was better than Skyrush.
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Discomfort Dead spots
Yes, everyone thinks the location is good. What no one remembers is the brakes JERKING YOU FORWARD every time you hit them. Plus, there are virtually no drops/laterals. May sound entitled-ish, but hey.
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Theming Masterpiece Ejectors
I rode the OG Wildcat in 2019 and absolutely hated it for its jankness. Come 5 years later, and I finally went back to Hershey. This ride was one of the highlights of my day. First of all, the line wasn't that long. Second, the STATION. It feels like a Zumiez circa 2001. They have TWO DAVID HAYTERS in the park now (the announcer spiel on this and the Storm Runner voice.) So I was defo in love. The ride itself was a blast. This thing's got ejectors on par with SteVe, if not even BETTER. I know everyone considers SteVe their favourite, but honestly, with the theming, this has got to be my new #1. Yes, I am going to ride Twisted Timbers this summer. But that won't compare to WiRe.
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Inversions Nice surprise! Intensity
Make sure to ride with the otsr pressing down on your shoulders. With that said, this is a top 20 coaster for me. It’s intense, it never lets up, and it’s amazing. Goddamn I love it. Edit: how the fuck is this smoother and better than JDC Now my no4 in the park while JDC has sunken back to 6th in the park
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Masterpiece Intensity Ejectors
Toutatis is full on relentless from the reverse spike onwards! Strong ejectors, positives and enough lats tearing you in all directions (which is a great thing if you love that!). On top of that a very nicely varied layout and a lush environment setting with beautiful theming down to trains, Toutatis is just a masterpiece in all regards.