Coaster reviews
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Lap Bar Fun Smoothness Too short
I am in love with this ride. It's the smoothest coaster I've ever been on. One problem: too short!
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First Drop Theming Smoothness
Amazing theming. Good layout
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Comfort Ejectors Hangtime Theming
Airtime on the first drop is crazy. and the outerbank is insane
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Pointless
I don’t regret doing it but I did feel a bit silly. Does absolutely nothing, but not meant for anyone over the age of 3 I guess. Avoids half a star for the crocodile.
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Harness Discomfort Dead spots
Don’t really know what this coaster is trying to achieve. Nothing really happens, has terrible restraints and just meanders around.
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Location Fun Lap Bar
Maybe one of the best purely for kids coasters I’ve ever done? I like the long trains, the location is awesome and quite unique as well. Gets up to good speed in places (but never super fast). Only negative is the sliding around that happens as the lap bar is almost superficial, but adds to the charm of the ride.
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Pace Headbanging Discomfort
A Jekyll and Hyde one this - if you get a middle seat it’s actually alright, but a wheel seat is hell on earth. Super rough. Coupled with some weird track transitions as well doesn’t help. Airtime is good and some fun inversions. Unfortunately nothing to wrote home about - the location is bland and the paint job needs some love. The lift hill is also so slow.
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First Drop Fun Ejectors Discomfort
I wasn’t impressed on the first ride and found it uncomfortable, but it got better throughout the day, and I think strangely works better sitting near the front if you prefer floater airtime. Ejector at the back is great but the laterals were a bit painful - some of these turns should have been banked imo. All being said, it’s a crazy ride, with a strange layout but lots of fun. First drop is really good. It’s also an elite dark ride, no lights at all and absolutely flies round - just chaos!
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Headbanging Discomfort Tear it down!
Should’ve been removed 20 years ago. Serves not point. Has no reason. Generally scares me wether I’ll live or not
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