Coaster reviews

I’m being completely serious, this has the worst operations in the park. Even with a boomerang on one train, the incredibly slow throughput of Fahrenheit and Laff Trakk, and the triple stacking on Can...

I’m being completely serious, this has the worst operations in the park. Even with a boomerang on one train, the incredibly slow throughput of Fahrenheit and Laff Trakk, and the triple stacking on CandyMonium, this somehow has the worst operations. I do recommend this ride though. The ride itself is awesome. They had little land to work with here so a lot of the layout is very unconventional, like the (very forceful) helix before the drop, the straight track before and after the corkscrew. This ride is super forceful and has 4 awesome inversions, especially that zero-g roll which gives incredible whip. Great ride but terrible ops.

This is the better side. If you want to win, ride this side as it pretty much guarantees a win. Anyways, this thing is underrated. The dueling is awesome and definitely makes this ride, but the forces...

This is the better side. If you want to win, ride this side as it pretty much guarantees a win. Anyways, this thing is underrated. The dueling is awesome and definitely makes this ride, but the forces are definitely noticeable. They pale in comparison to any modern GCI, but there’s still some decent airtime (especially on the drop and double down), and some elements have some pop to them. Great ride, but weaker than the other side.

This side is definitely worse than the other side. The forces are pretty similar, but this side ALWAYS loses. The racing is what makes this ride as good as it is, and somehow this side always loses. I...

This side is definitely worse than the other side. The forces are pretty similar, but this side ALWAYS loses. The racing is what makes this ride as good as it is, and somehow this side always loses. If you’re given the chance, ride thunder instead. Anyways, this thing is underrated. As I mentioned, the dueling is awesome, and it wouldn’t be great without it, but the forces are definitely noticeable. They pale in comparison to any modern GCI, but there’s still some decent airtime (especially on the drop and double down), and some elements have some pop to them. Great ride, but weaker than the other side.

This thing used to be so much better. With buzz bars, I’d put this on-par with Great Bear (my 6th favorite in the park) from the standing airtime it gave. Now, with the new trains, the most airtime yo...

This thing used to be so much better. With buzz bars, I’d put this on-par with Great Bear (my 6th favorite in the park) from the standing airtime it gave. Now, with the new trains, the most airtime you’ll get is weak floater. It’s still a classic and definitely a fun ride, but only a shell of its former self. And there’s no reason this thing should get the lines it does.

Among the Schwarzkopfs, this is probably the least exciting. It has a decent drop and an awesome loop but not much excitement after. However, this thing is super charming and has one of the best setti...

Among the Schwarzkopfs, this is probably the least exciting. It has a decent drop and an awesome loop but not much excitement after. However, this thing is super charming and has one of the best settings in the park. It’s intertwined with other rides like Great Bear, goes through trees and by a river. It’s not the most exciting but looks super nice and can be enjoyable after some rides on the beasts of the park.

This is a clone of many other spinners that already exist. The spinning is great and there are some fun elements. But what makes this ride better than the average spinning coaster is the theming. They...

This is a clone of many other spinners that already exist. The spinning is great and there are some fun elements. But what makes this ride better than the average spinning coaster is the theming. They decided to put this thing in a box and make the whole theme a funhouse, with the queue going through a house of mirrors and a glow-in-the-dark room. Even on-ride, there’s all sorts of funhouse aspects throughout the ride, making this the best themed coaster in the park by far and one of the best themed in the north. If you want to do this, do it first thing, because it gets huge lines and it’s not worth waiting for.

VR is nice but the ride itself has one of the most boring layouts in existence. It's no wonder the park treats it (on the park map and the name) as more of a train ride rather than a roller coaster. O...

VR is nice but the ride itself has one of the most boring layouts in existence. It's no wonder the park treats it (on the park map and the name) as more of a train ride rather than a roller coaster. Only fun parts are the tunnel and the gorgeous view of Barcelona (which is no different from the rest of the park).

This ride is probably one of the most scenic coasters on earth. Especially with the drop diving down to Barcelona. The ride itself is way more powerful than it looks. Delivering absolutely crushing po...

This ride is probably one of the most scenic coasters on earth. Especially with the drop diving down to Barcelona. The ride itself is way more powerful than it looks. Delivering absolutely crushing positives. It does feel a little one sided though as it has basically zero airtime and it's also quite short but all in all still a very strong family coaster.