Coaster reviews

Inversions Rattle Headbanging

Whenever there is a corkscrew it jolts me around. Very rattly, too. nothing really special about it, either. I prefer Alpengeist in terms of inverted coasters.

Airtimes Nice surprise! Launch Dead spots

Holy moly this was a surprise. The backwards launch airtime hill was absolutely insane. The only part I didn’t like was the part after completing the top hat was pretty mid. Would’ve been 5 stars if it had something more.

Nice surprise! Fun Intensity

Probably my favorite inverted coaster. It feels like something different, and a couple elements surprised me. Love the theming as well.

Pace Fun Rattle

Nothing really special about Medusa. Lots of elements in it but forgettable to me when Ka and Toro are in the same park.

Headbanging Discomfort Tear it down!

we lost scream machine for this

Layout Hangtime Rattle

Pretty solid ride. Somewhat jolty in some spots but overall a nice addition to SFGADV

Airtimes First Drop Fun

Really fun ride. Feels like you are flying, and one of the only rides that I feel comfortable putting my hands up on. Love that first drop. Also super smooth for a 20 year old coaster.

First Drop Masterpiece Ejectors Discomfort

El Toro is the greatest wooden coaster—just sit in a non-wheel seat to not feel too much pain. That first drop in the back row is absolutely insane, and the airtimes is one of the best on any coaster.

Launch Masterpiece Intensity Too short

I am a sucker for launch coasters and big drops, so of course Kingda Ka is one of my favorites. The launch is insane and cannot be topped. I love the jungle theming for it as well, even if it isn’t a lot (the queue music loop is the highlight). Only downside is that it’s 50 seconds, and you don’t really feel the drop and the airtime hill like you would on say..Nitro. But it’s still an insane coaster regardless.