Coaster reviews

Fun Capacity Disappointing! Discomfort

It's a small little family ride but it really doesn't do much.

Fun Masterpiece Duration Capacity

Choo Choo. The runaway mine train always has a long queue but the ride is quite long and fun.

First Drop Pace Intensity

Katun is one of my favourite inverts in Europe, it's quite forceful aswell as keeping great pace around the elements

Airtimes Launch Intensity Rattle

Ispeed is my favourite Italian coaster, it has a mix of great airtime a punchy launch and good positive g's. Their may be a slight rattle but I didn't notice it that much and a night ride on it is amazing.

Fun Rattle

Spinball whizzer us a fun maurer spinner but it's a bit rough in some places, the brakes hurt quite a bit if you get spun around. But the helix is quite forceful and fun if you get a good spin.

Fun Intensity Rattle

Nemesis inferno is a decent ride, the last time I rode it I found it quite intense. When I rode it their was a slight rattle but apart from that it's great.

Theming Intensity Smoothness Too short

Swarm is amazing, it's very well themed and very smooth aswell as being such an intense coaster. But it does feel a bit short.

Fun Rattle

Its a small fun ride but rough.

First Drop Too short Disappointing!

I cant remember much apart from it being short and disappointing. You can see this massive tall woodie right next to you but then you get on this tiny little ride the first drop was alright but not the best.

Airtimes First Drop Rattle

This ride is fun the drop caught me by surprise and the airtime was quite good. But it does have a small rattle apart from that its decent

First Drop Fun Intensity Too short

Oblivion is great it was my first ever big rollercoaster back in 2022 and it was amazing. The first drop is unlike anything and it also goes quite fast down the drop.

Nice surprise! Fun Too short

Th13teen is a fun family ride, the drop track is quite nice and unexpected for first time riders I've gone on this for the past few years and it still quite fun although it may be short its a good first ever ride.

Launch Headbanging Tear it down! Airtimes

I HATE RITA! Rita is at most mid it has no airtime its very short and its not that intense but the only good thing about it is the launch which is over in about 3 seconds.

Airtimes Inversions Duration Rattle Headbanging

Smiler being the rollercoaster to break the inversion record is great. The layout of this ride is insane as so much is all put into such a small space, the airtime hills on the ride are some of the best especially the second hill. But it is starting to become quite rough especially on the last three inversions aside from that its great.

Theming Intensity Layout Rattle

This ride on the whole is great, the theming is immaculate and Alton towers did a great job refurbing the ride. I have ridden Nemmy quite a few times now and I have started to notice a slight rattle at the end of the ride. Nemesis Reborn is very intense the first helix after the corkscrews is one of the most intense moments on any ride I have been on. All the elements link up so naturally and it feels like your flying.

Airtimes Lap Bar Duration Capacity

This ride is amazing when I rode it in 2022 for the first time it was amazing and unlike anything else you can see this ride from miles away. The first drop and airtime is really good and the lab bar is just perfect as it allows for lots of airtime whilst also being comfy

Airtimes First Drop Hangtime Rattle

Hyperia is my favourite rollercoaster, in my opinion it has the best first drop in the world as when your in the back row you get absolutely whipped out of your seat and then pulled back in. The airtime on this beast is insane, but.. their is a small problem their is a rattle on some of the rows. Apart from all of that I think it is amazing and I would totally go back to Thorpe park to ride it again.