Reviews • Nyargleblargle

Still too short compared to Wonder Woman Fiesta Texas, but the intensity is toned down just enough to make things feel more complete. RMC still does n...

Still too short compared to Wonder Woman Fiesta Texas, but the intensity is toned down just enough to make things feel more complete. RMC still does not know how to make inversionless laterals though.

Best Dive Coaster, easily. The theming and preshow might be some of the best I've seen this side of Orlando (how they made it happen, I have no idea, ...

Best Dive Coaster, easily. The theming and preshow might be some of the best I've seen this side of Orlando (how they made it happen, I have no idea, but mad respect nevertheless) and it leads you to a layout that has enough Sauce in the execution to be an overall enjoyable ride, not just for that first drop. The inversions work, the airtime works, and the laterals exist. The execution is too lacking to reach the upper tier of coaster experiences, but it's very competently made and feels genuinely meaningful. As for the vest restraints, let's just say Dr. Diabolical should get into selling binders instead of youth potions.

See, THIS is how you do a B&M Floorless coaster. This definitely feels like a Superman adventure in scale, assisted by that gorgeous quarry wall next ...

See, THIS is how you do a B&M Floorless coaster. This definitely feels like a Superman adventure in scale, assisted by that gorgeous quarry wall next door. The wind-down from larger to smaller elements is also well-managed. Would appreciate a little more OOMPH, but it's not the end of the world.

Beautiful by most standards, not DIsney standards - maybe Everybody Wants to Rule The World kicking in set my expectations too high for the atmosphere...

Beautiful by most standards, not DIsney standards - maybe Everybody Wants to Rule The World kicking in set my expectations too high for the atmosphere. The spinning and launch are phenomenal, but the shaping and even general layout completely lack Sauce.

Sleeper second-best in the park. Chef's kiss on the laterals and the inversions are super fun. Complete dearth of airtime (acceptable only because the...

Sleeper second-best in the park. Chef's kiss on the laterals and the inversions are super fun. Complete dearth of airtime (acceptable only because the actual focuses of the ride are so well-executed) and the launch is good but not great.

Pleasant lateral whip on the first drop, but literally nothing of note besides that. It's a kiddie coaster, but you can absolutely do more within thos...

Pleasant lateral whip on the first drop, but literally nothing of note besides that. It's a kiddie coaster, but you can absolutely do more within those bounds and this just feels half-arsed.

Probably the most wild wooden coaster I've ridden. Famous for the inversion but the overbanks steal the show - there's not much airtime but there does...

Probably the most wild wooden coaster I've ridden. Famous for the inversion but the overbanks steal the show - there's not much airtime but there doesn't need to be. Restraint concerns are way, way overblown. PLEASE give this some TLC, it should not be this rough barely five years in.

You get a smattering of very good B&M inversions with no particular rhyme or reason. If you like coaster elements in a vacuum, this is the ride for yo...

You get a smattering of very good B&M inversions with no particular rhyme or reason. If you like coaster elements in a vacuum, this is the ride for you, but this hardly qualifies as an experience despite the length. Only memorable moment is that beautifully deranged first corkscrew.

Probably the most creative take on a flying coaster I've ever experienced. Like it says above, those inversions are IMPRESSIVE, not just intensity-wis...

Probably the most creative take on a flying coaster I've ever experienced. Like it says above, those inversions are IMPRESSIVE, not just intensity-wise but in how they're placed and timed for high impact. Some disappointing moments force-wise, although that clearly wasn't the aim, and I would have liked to see them do more with the lake.

This ride really makes you *feel* like a Mako shark. All jokes aside, both thrill and story-wise a great use of coaster forces to make a strong conten...

This ride really makes you *feel* like a Mako shark. All jokes aside, both thrill and story-wise a great use of coaster forces to make a strong contender for the best coaster in the world. Every moment feels intentional and meaningful, and I can only say that for a handful of coasters.

The roughness complaints are significantly overblown. A rare coaster where every moment is memorable, just weakened by the melodramatic mid-course lif...

The roughness complaints are significantly overblown. A rare coaster where every moment is memorable, just weakened by the melodramatic mid-course lift.