Reviews • Eyebrows

Visually stunning, amazing forces, large capacity, this coaster has it all. Unfortunately, “all” includes a slight rattle, but it doesn’t detract too ...

Visually stunning, amazing forces, large capacity, this coaster has it all. Unfortunately, “all” includes a slight rattle, but it doesn’t detract too much. B&M were making damn near perfect rides even in 1993.

a GCI with airtime? It’s more likely than you think. Great layout, great for the parks lineup, and great fun. Also the shed isn’t THAT bad, come on gu...

a GCI with airtime? It’s more likely than you think. Great layout, great for the parks lineup, and great fun. Also the shed isn’t THAT bad, come on guys.

El Toro probably has the best airtime in the world. Not the strongest, but the best quality. And it's got heaps of it too. Legit the only thing wrong ...

El Toro probably has the best airtime in the world. Not the strongest, but the best quality. And it's got heaps of it too. Legit the only thing wrong with this ride is the godawful tracking in the turnaround. Might be the roughest segment of track I've been on. Other than that, and the boring part in the middle, this ride is incredible at what it sets out to do.

They killed it. They killed the beast. The ride isn't funny anymore, it's just boring. Smooth and perfectly profiled, in a bad way. The only time you ...

They killed it. They killed the beast. The ride isn't funny anymore, it's just boring. Smooth and perfectly profiled, in a bad way. The only time you can see even a hint of its former personality shine through is in the second lap of the helix. I used to love this ride, but it just hurts to think about now.

I wasn’t expecting much from the old wooden coaster, but I was blown away by how unique and great the forces are. I love how it interacts with the the...

I wasn’t expecting much from the old wooden coaster, but I was blown away by how unique and great the forces are. I love how it interacts with the theming for the old... thing? You know, the mountain with the big skull on it. It’s actually #2 in the park for me, only behind Superman.

Fun little ride, like a eurofighter with airtime. Doesn’t exactly fit the park but people wanted something that goes upside down and they got it. Firs...

Fun little ride, like a eurofighter with airtime. Doesn’t exactly fit the park but people wanted something that goes upside down and they got it. First drop gives scary ejector and the heartline roll gives cannibal-level hangtime. Harness is like a better version of skyrush’s but with shin pads. Make sure you prop up your harness with your legs during the ride as it will come down on you during the inversions.

Incredible airtime as always from RMC. Inversions don’t feel out of place. Perfect pace. My favorite element on the ride is the outerbanked turnaround...

Incredible airtime as always from RMC. Inversions don’t feel out of place. Perfect pace. My favorite element on the ride is the outerbanked turnaround. Ride in the front for the best ejector over those big hills.

The reason to go to Dorney. First half is just meh, I prefer great bears inversions. But the second half is incredible. The corkscrew into the tight h...

The reason to go to Dorney. First half is just meh, I prefer great bears inversions. But the second half is incredible. The corkscrew into the tight high-g turn is one of the best moments on any invert. Ride in the back in the evening.

Good but not great. It does have airtime, but you need to wait for it to warm up. My favorite moment is either the helix or the drop off the brake run...

Good but not great. It does have airtime, but you need to wait for it to warm up. My favorite moment is either the helix or the drop off the brake run in the back. Ride in front or back. “Magic seat” is a myth on this one.

This being my first SLC, the king of terrible cloned coasters, I was expecting the ride of my life, and not in a good way. Getting into the train, I e...

This being my first SLC, the king of terrible cloned coasters, I was expecting the ride of my life, and not in a good way. Getting into the train, I eyed the “death restraints” with trepidation, and I prayed that my head would sit high enough so as to not have the coaster play pinball with my head. As I sat down, I remarked to myself that the restraints weren’t nearly as bad as they looked, but I assumed the worst was yet to come. The floor dropped with a deafening creak, and we started up the lift. My seat being the back, I waited patiently for my inevitable doom while dwelling on the fact that maintenance was obviously not a priority here. As we crested the lift, I braced myself for the terrible jackhammering that... didn’t happen? It took me until the end of the first drop to realize something was up. The train was rattling, sure, but I had almost no headbanging! I then realized that I could just enjoy the layout for what it is, and was pleasantly surprised by a great and thrilling layout which highlighted the speed of the trains and the intensity of the inversions. Aside from the rattle, which was noticeable but not to the level that I had been told, there were very few things wrong with the ride. Especially since I had been told that this was one of the worst SLCs, this thoroughly exceeded my expectations. Actually, my biggest gripe with the ride is that the rubber from the restraints rubbed off onto my hands and arms, and I had to do a thorough hand washing to get it off. Overall, 7/10 ride, and #4 in the park. 7/10

First drop is incredible, double corkscrew is great, last airtime hill is awesome as well. It’s too bad the capacity is bad, it has a rattle, and it’s...

First drop is incredible, double corkscrew is great, last airtime hill is awesome as well. It’s too bad the capacity is bad, it has a rattle, and it’s always down ¯\_(ツ)_/¯