Reviews
  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Location Fun Capacity Discomfort

    This ride has fallen so far down my list it now feels almost like an afterthought. Goofy's Sky School is Disney's mouse coaster, even though it doesn'...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Fun Duration Discomfort Dead spots

    Space Mountain is a classic Disney coaster that is thrilling and not thrilling at the same time. How? Well it goes 28 miles per hour....but if feels l...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Launch Pace Harness Dead spots

    5. 4. 3. 2. 1. GO! Those words are burned into my mind. And for good reason, because I really love Incredicoaster. Currently, it has my favorite launc...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Theming Launch Intensity

    I mean, WHAT CAN I SAY? EPCOT finally got the standout attraction they were missing, and it's one of the greatest coasters ever. Not only do I love th...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Inversions Intensity Too short

    Flight Deck is one of the best B&M inverts out there, and the best ride in the park. And that's because it is just so non-stop intense. I don't think ...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Launch Fun Too short

    TRON is a ride that I knew before knowing there was even movies. I guess I can't say whether Disney did a good job adapting the movie(s) into a ride, ...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Airtimes Layout

    I don't think people realize that the Racer is an airtime MACHINE. I rode it, and I was blown away! It runs incredibly well for a woodie built in '72,...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Airtimes Capacity Smoothness

    I don't think people realize that the Racer is an airtime MACHINE. I rode it, and I was blown away! It runs incredibly well for a woodie built in '72,...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Theming Comfort

    IT'S THE WILDEST RIDE IN THE WILDERNESS!!! Big Thunder Mountain Railroad is a world-class family coaster. How do I know that? Because it has a special...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Fun Dead spots

    IT'S THE WILDEST RIDE IN THE WILDERNESS!!! Big Thunder Mountain Railroad is a world-class family coaster. How do I know that? Because it has a special...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Intensity Theming

    The Bat (Bat) or THE BAT is one of four Arrow Suspended Coasters left. And I have to say, I wish there were more of them out there. And they don't eve...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Airtimes Fun Smoothness Theming

    This might be one of the most underrated spinners in the world. Undertow is freakin' sick, dude! There is just so much fun to be had here! The unpredi...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Theming Comfort Smoothness Too short

    People will call me crazy by putting Snoopy this high. But I really do think that this is the best family coaster model there is! Good airtime, charmi...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    First Drop Theming Fun Intensity

    This ride is just a total blast! I still get a little scared on the lift hill into the imposing mountain facade. The disco yeti, insane cost and histo...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Theming Pace Intensity Rattle Pointless Layout

    Space Mountain is a classic Disney coaster that is thrilling and not thrilling at the same time. How? Well it goes 28 miles per hour....but if feels l...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Theming Layout Discomfort Layout

    Space Mountain is a classic Disney coaster that is thrilling and not thrilling at the same time. How? Well it goes 28 miles per hour....but if feels l...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    First Drop Nice surprise! Fun Theming Dead spots

    Since this is kind of a rare credit (cuz it's in Phoenix) absolutely no one was riding it. And I was so happy. The first drop, head choppers, pretty d...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Theming Smoothness Dead spots

    Seven Dwarfs mine train is a glorified kiddie coaster, and doesn't really feel thrilling, but it does give some memorable moments. The swinging cars a...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Fun Pointless

    If I could describe 4/5 in a ride, Slinky Dog Dash would be it. This ride is neither bad nor great. I think that's because it leans TOO MUCH into the ...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Launch Intensity Rattle Harness

    Rock On! Yeah! That's how I feel on the launch track. Even though I'm not really digging the aerosmith theme, the ride is still just super fun. Invers...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Theming Fun Dead spots Intensity

    Alright, I hear you, Queen City. This ride (with it's long history) just screams COOL. Between the epic launch, insanely intense helix, and fun indoor...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Nice surprise! Comfort Smoothness Too short Theming

    As much as I wan to say it's boring and slow, I really do have a liking for Patriot. The first drop is underrated and then everything else just feels ...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Airtimes Intensity Ejectors Rattle Discomfort

    I lowkey have a love-hate relationship with this thing. Sometimes, it's insane airtime and beautiful laterals. Othr times, it's just pounding my groin...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Theming Intensity Headbanging Inversions

    Demon is a pretty awesomely themed ride, and has a cool looking set of corkscrews, but that's about it. Oh, and the night ride too. Anyway, I just thi...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Theming Capacity Duration Rattle Discomfort

    I will give Adventure Express a good score for its theming and Arrow Mine Train charm alone. The ride experience, maybe not so much. I do like the lat...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Airtimes Fun Discomfort

    Now we're talking! The big leagues! I wouldn't say that the 8th oldest coaster is anything mind-blowing, but there's plenty of airtime pops to have a ...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Airtimes First Drop Comfort Theming

    Woodstock Express (or Beastie) is a ride that serves its purpose extremely well. It gives pretty good airtime (considering it's a kiddie coaster) and ...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Intensity Layout Duration Discomfort Pointless

    Matterhorn Bobsleds has a place in my heart because it's one of my first REAL coasters, but it's not very astonishing. Yes, it was the first Disney co...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    Theming Fun Discomfort Dead spots

    Matterhorn Bobsleds has a place in my heart because it's one of my first REAL coasters, but it's not very astonishing. Yes, it was the first Disney co...

  • Reed Dutton 5 months ago

    First Drop Pointless

    Don't underestimate this one! If you ride in the back row, you'll experience some pretty fine hills and headchoppers --- but it's also Disney. A kiddi...