Coaster reviews

Rattle Discomfort Intensity

Absolutely agonising. Throws you everywhere and is so bumpy. I did not have fun at one moment during this ride. Condor at Walibi Holland is better than this and I’m not even joking.

Comfort Intensity Smoothness

I don’t usually care for winged coasters too much but Fenix really packs a punch. It’s fast, it’s forceful, and the near misses are especially great when in the front row. Definitely worth queuing the extra few minutes for.

Airtimes Comfort Duration

A coaster I wish I could put more than 3 pros on. Everything about this is great. Restraints and seats are comfortable, it’s smooth, it has great airtime, short queue, has a decent length… I could go on. One of the best I’ve ever ridden.

Theming Duration Rattle Intensity

I usually love an intense ride but this was just too much. It yanks you into the sides on some corners to the point of causing pain. It’s worth a single ride when you visit but not more than that. Main positive is it barely had any queue.

Airtimes Lap Bar Ejectors

This is one of the best coasters around if you are in the front left seat. Any other seat and it’s pretty mediocre. The front left hangs you out so wide on the first banked turn and you can noted see the track at all. If there’s any way you can ask to be sat in this seat, ask, because it makes it an entirely different experience.

Rattle Discomfort Tear it down!

Juddery, painful, and hurt my back! I honestly thought I’d enjoy this ride in a so bad it’s good kind of way but honestly it was agonising. Glad I did it to say I did but I can promise you this. Never again!