I waited forty minutes for this and it didn't disappoint. There's a part where it looks like there will be a loop but there isn't so that's funny. I'v...
I waited forty minutes for this and it didn't disappoint. There's a part where it looks like there will be a loop but there isn't so that's funny. I've heard enthusiasts say it has a rattle but it was barely even noticeable because it was so minor. Great ride, no complaints, but Leviathan is just better.
Wonder Mountain's Guardian is barely a roller coaster but more of a video game because it has this blaster and you shoot the monsters on the screens, ...
Wonder Mountain's Guardian is barely a roller coaster but more of a video game because it has this blaster and you shoot the monsters on the screens, and it's all your standard shooting dark ride until (*SPOILERS AHEAD*) you get into the dragon's den and then once the dragon blows fire, you drop - maybe twenty feet? - and then you see your scores. My brother is a video game master and I beat him by almost a hundred points😝. To put the drop into perspective, imagine the drop tower at this park, then picture that way shorter, and indoors, in a barely lit dark room. That's basically what you feel as you drop. Anyway, now onto the bad bit. This ride is terrible at working. I arrived at the start of the day, it was broken. I came back to it in the afternoon, it was working, so we got in line, were in the queue for maybe five minutes, line stopped moving for maybe fifteen minutes, we suspected it was broken. Fast forward about thirty minutes, we got in and it was great😃
Has a good location by the Las Vegas strip and the views of it are unreal from the Raising Cane's across the street, but those aren't enough to save i...
Has a good location by the Las Vegas strip and the views of it are unreal from the Raising Cane's across the street, but those aren't enough to save it from an uninteresting first drop, horrible headbanging, and awful inversions that have you questioning your life choices. After said inversions, it becomes painfully boring and transforms into an excuse to have a longer ride, as if it needed to. Not nearly worth the 💰 you pay to ride, but, I mean, it's Las Vegas, so nothing's worth the price.
Comet is a very fun family coaster, with a nice layout and, just like the Jack Rabbit at Seabreeze, is surprisingly smooth for being so old. The airti...
Comet is a very fun family coaster, with a nice layout and, just like the Jack Rabbit at Seabreeze, is surprisingly smooth for being so old. The airtime can be unreal in the back or front. But the best part is seeing the little kids being terrified in the seat in front of or behind you. Shout-out to the ride operator who pointed me out for screaming so loud when he asked 'how was that ride' 🤣
Slinky Dog Dash was one I wanted to ride for a while, and now, on my first and most recent visit, I waited I'd say an hour for it and it did not disap...
Slinky Dog Dash was one I wanted to ride for a while, and now, on my first and most recent visit, I waited I'd say an hour for it and it did not disappoint. First of all, that second boost is punchy and very fast for a family coaster. Second, the theming is great, so nothing to complain about there. Third, the animatronic at the end is impressive to say the least.
One complaint I have is that everything before the aforementioned second launch is a little lacking and could probably go for some extra theming or track. Being the headliner attraction at the Toy Story area of the park, this is a solid roller coaster and I would recommend this if you're bringing kids to the park, which you probably are.
VelociCoaster DEFINES Islands of Adventure with it's fun launches, heart-pounding inversions, world-class theming, and that iconic top hat. Arrive whe...
VelociCoaster DEFINES Islands of Adventure with it's fun launches, heart-pounding inversions, world-class theming, and that iconic top hat. Arrive when the park opens to get the shortest waits.
Siren's Curse is a truly perfect ride. From the outside, it has stellar views of the tilt track, the ride's claim to fame, and gets you all intimidate...
Siren's Curse is a truly perfect ride. From the outside, it has stellar views of the tilt track, the ride's claim to fame, and gets you all intimidated, hair sweaty, eyes wide open, heart thumping like the world's about to end, everything in the universe telling you that any ride would be a better pick, and yet you know that you come to Cedar Point not for the food, not for the kiddies, not for the flat rides, but for the roller coasters, the heart-pounding, mind-boggling, jaw- dropping ones, the ones that make country-wide news, the ones that make even the bravest coaster enthusiasts tremble, and you know that this is what you came for, and this is what you're getting on, this is what you're waiting for. The two hour waits, the 90° weather, the intimidation, none of that matters. This is what you came for, this is what you're riding. Fast forward an inordinate amount of time, you're here, you see the train, the black and green trains, the ones that you waited ever so long to sit on, and now you're on it, traversing the incline, up to the top, now you're here, and... stop. Tilting. Tilting. Tilting. Now it's too late. Now you're ninety degrees tilted. You wait. Seeing the path below, people who are casually strolling by, going wherever they're going, doing whatever they're doing, but you're here, you're ninety degrees tilted, they're not, you're not them, they're not you, and before you know it, you hear a voice saying "Time to meet your doom!" and then you plunge downward, down, down, down, into a turn, rock music screaming at you, going through airtime hills, right around the bending, twirling, inverting, and yet ever-so-smooth red layout, under the queue, over the queue, all around the queue, and the rocks, and the water, and all of the other items you'll find in and around the ride. Now you're having fun. Now it's not scary. Now you're starting to enjoy yourself, all that inverting and curving and twisting, all that you just survived, pays off as you zoom across the red track, rock music still playing like crazy, and now it's over. You did it. You survived. All of the tilting, twisting, terror, now it's over. You hit the brakes, you're almost back at the station, the place where it all began, where the train took off, where your journey began, and now it's over. After some time, you pull back into the station. Feeling like you have accomplished something, you get out of your seat, head towards the exit, grab your items from the free locker you rented before all that, and head to the gift shop. You feel compelled to buy something, maybe a shirt, or a sweater, or heck, even a shot glass. You walk out with your purchases, deciding where to go next, perhaps to ride Iron Dragon, or maybe Millennium Force, or maybe grab a snack, as you think about what you just witnessed. A one-of-a-kind experience, for sure, and one heck of an experience it was.
Trollercoaster is an interesting ride. I see why they would need a kiddie but even for kiddies this is weird. It has these odd lap bars that keep you ...
Trollercoaster is an interesting ride. I see why they would need a kiddie but even for kiddies this is weird. It has these odd lap bars that keep you in with a... net?? It sounds weird and it is. This ride also has quite literally the shortest queues in the park. When I went, it had like 10 people in line. However, after everything that I just said, this has an odd fun factor and I would definitely recommend doing this one if you are bringing littler kids to the park. Arrive literally any weekday except Friday for the shortest waits.
Leviathan is currently my favorite coaster at the park (will update if I get a new favorite) and here's why. It has a very-scary-yet-very-fun first dr...
Leviathan is currently my favorite coaster at the park (will update if I get a new favorite) and here's why. It has a very-scary-yet-very-fun first drop, followed by a sequence of airtime, curves, ups, downs, and side-to-sides all blended into one fantastic ride. It's genuinely mind-boggling to me that this place has Flight Deck (see my review for that) and this within two miles of each other. No matter how scared you are of roller coasters, I promise that you will enjoy this. I cannot tell you enough how much I recommend riding this on your next visit.
The launch is crazy forceful but it's, I don't know, two seconds long. Wayyyyy too short. But, other than that, it's a pretty fun ride with cool looki...
The launch is crazy forceful but it's, I don't know, two seconds long. Wayyyyy too short. But, other than that, it's a pretty fun ride with cool looking cars (or, motorcycles, I guess). This ride has a long wait pretty much all day and it breaks down a lot so keep that in mind when you go to this mostly overlooked Six Flags.
The new trains are nice looking but they do not help. I know what you're thinking, and yes, I am going to spend this time to tell you why you should N...
The new trains are nice looking but they do not help. I know what you're thinking, and yes, I am going to spend this time to tell you why you should NOT ride this 'coaster'. First of all, HEADBANGING. This ride is too painful and the restraints are so bulky (I'll get to that later), it's insane. Then, the INVERSIONS. So many headaches on this torture device are caused by the inversions. Lastly, the HARNESSES!!! Bulk, bulk, bulk, bulk bulk bulk! Too uncomfortable! DO NOT RIDE EVEN IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!!!!
The Serpent looks rougher than an American road but it's actually surprisingly smooth. Just note that the carts are tiny (4 people per cart) and at le...
The Serpent looks rougher than an American road but it's actually surprisingly smooth. Just note that the carts are tiny (4 people per cart) and at least 2 riders have to be adults because of a weight thing and they have to be in the front. The helixes are fun and so is the big drop. I do recommend riding if you (somehow) find yourself in this park.
Okay, I'm going to be honest, it's a good ride. Fun ejectors, exciting first drop, relentless pace. My only complaint? The roughness. At least from my...
Okay, I'm going to be honest, it's a good ride. Fun ejectors, exciting first drop, relentless pace. My only complaint? The roughness. At least from my numerous rides in 2025, this ride rattled you so much I sometimes got a headache. Could go for some titan track (ride Predator at SFDL if you want to see my reasoning). Overall a fun little coaster, but SERIOUSLY needs a retrack.
Roller coaster meets dark ride in the best way imaginable on Black Diamond. It has some pretty fun theming with good roller coaster elements like chai...
Roller coaster meets dark ride in the best way imaginable on Black Diamond. It has some pretty fun theming with good roller coaster elements like chain hills and drops. I remember being terrified by the guy at the end with the twisted face when I was younger
Don't remember too much about this woodie because I haven't been in a while but what I do remember is that I was being out of my seat most of the ride...
Don't remember too much about this woodie because I haven't been in a while but what I do remember is that I was being out of my seat most of the ride because of the airtime lol
Hagrid's Magical Creatures Motorbike Adventure is one heck of a ride, using seven launches (yeah, you read that right, SEVEN) to power a ride that use...
Hagrid's Magical Creatures Motorbike Adventure is one heck of a ride, using seven launches (yeah, you read that right, SEVEN) to power a ride that uses great theming, on ride audio, smooth track, immersive queue (waited 2 hours for this so I had time to notice that) and a fun layout to really give the feeling that Hagrid is guiding you through a lesson that takes you through the Forbidden Forest. I mentioned the queue earlier, and oh my goodness that QUEUE. I really liked when towards the end of the queue you could see Hagrid on his Motorbike just having a great time doing donuts and speeding around on the roof. All in all, this is a PERFECT coaster and, no matter how long the line is, do not miss. If you somehow get a queue under 100 minutes, you have got to be one of the luckiest people alive.
I mean, come on, it's a kiddie, so I'm not going to bring down the rating for no reason. It's an oval. It has tiny airtime hills. For crying out loud,...
I mean, come on, it's a kiddie, so I'm not going to bring down the rating for no reason. It's an oval. It has tiny airtime hills. For crying out loud, it's EIGHT FEET TALL. Somehow, though, after all that, it's actually kind of fun? I have no idea why I NEEDED to ride this one, but it was on the way to the next ride I was going to do. I don't know.
Adventure Express is a fun coaster in a park full of them. It has great theming, and is a long ride, providing a family coaster that everyone can enjo...
Adventure Express is a fun coaster in a park full of them. It has great theming, and is a long ride, providing a family coaster that everyone can enjoy. But the lack of banking sometimes made me slam into the side of the cart, so that was not great but besides that, this is a solid attraction.
Revenge of the Mummy is a fun roller coaster that uses good theming to provide a one-of-a-kind experience. One downside though (SPOILERS AHEAD) is tha...
Revenge of the Mummy is a fun roller coaster that uses good theming to provide a one-of-a-kind experience. One downside though (SPOILERS AHEAD) is that the fake ride station part, I felt could use an upgrade. Same with some of the other effects such as the mummies that pop out from the sides before the hill. After all that, I can say that this one should not be missed. Arrive at 8AM or earlier on Fright Nights to get the shortest waits (that is when I rode and I waited around 5min).
I enjoy this one quite a bit. It is completely indoors in the pitch black darkness so it is very intense until it slows down about 3/4 of the way thro...
I enjoy this one quite a bit. It is completely indoors in the pitch black darkness so it is very intense until it slows down about 3/4 of the way through and it becomes just a showcase of 2D buildings. It is too short. I think it should be longer. But, on a good note, the inversions are fun and scary and I felt like I was going to fly out. A good ride but too short.
Canyon Blaster is a fun ride in a mostly overlooked park. It has good theming, and an overall fun layout. It also had a basically non-existent line wh...
Canyon Blaster is a fun ride in a mostly overlooked park. It has good theming, and an overall fun layout. It also had a basically non-existent line when I went, so I was able to ride twice. I have to say, though, that the headbanging is unreal. Tip: When you get to the turn into the two corkscrew, BRACE YOURSELF. That is the most headbanging-inducing part of the ride. Overall a fun coaster, but needs to be retracked.
Silver Comet is a ton of fun and is a good banner ride for this tiny park. It was surprisingly long and was a lot of fun. There was some rattle but it...
Silver Comet is a ton of fun and is a good banner ride for this tiny park. It was surprisingly long and was a lot of fun. There was some rattle but it's not so bad. Would definitely recommend going on this one.
