Reviews • evilest daniel raaahhh

tried attempting murder like storm runner, but with 0 charm. cedar point, just get rid of this already, regardless if it’s “iconic”. bonus points if y...

tried attempting murder like storm runner, but with 0 charm. cedar point, just get rid of this already, regardless if it’s “iconic”. bonus points if you pull an alton towers and use the corkscrews as deco

overall it was pretty good, but..OW OW OW HELP NO HELP PLEASE MAKE IT STOP HELP OW OW NO HELP AAAAAHHHH NO NO NO NO NO NO HELP NO HELP HELP HELP HELP ...

overall it was pretty good, but..OW OW OW HELP NO HELP PLEASE MAKE IT STOP HELP OW OW NO HELP AAAAAHHHH NO NO NO NO NO NO HELP NO HELP HELP HELP HELP PLEASE HELP PLEASE WHY NO WHY PLEASE AAAAAHHHHHHH MY HEAD HELP ME MY HEAD MY HEAAAAADDDDD AAAAAAHHHHHH LORD TAKE ME HELP PLEASE MAKE THIS LAYER OF HELL BEING INFLICTED ON MY HEAD END PLEASE OW OW OW OW OW needless to say there was headbanging

if there’s a god then i thank it, for making sure that pinfari is gone so they can’t make any more abominations quite like this. tear this ride down a...

if there’s a god then i thank it, for making sure that pinfari is gone so they can’t make any more abominations quite like this. tear this ride down and bring good to this world, jolly rogers

i get that in my life i’ve done some bad things, we all have. but that doesn’t mean ol storm runner here has to try and kill me for it. it was attemp...

i get that in my life i’ve done some bad things, we all have. but that doesn’t mean ol storm runner here has to try and kill me for it. it was attempted murder and i loved every second of it

captain coaster themselves must be biased because without a doubt this supposed 69.2 has to be covering what this ride should have; 0.0. if i wanted a...

captain coaster themselves must be biased because without a doubt this supposed 69.2 has to be covering what this ride should have; 0.0. if i wanted a concussion i’d just go and get one, no need to make an entire coaster to give people one cedar point