Coaster reviews

Discomfort Tear it down! Dead spots

Credit #29 You know how Kingda Ka has that awful smell on the restraints that smell like cow poop? Well, B&M decided to steal that smell, and make it into a roller coaster. The fact that this sometimes gets longer lines than amazing rides like El Toro and Nitro daunts me... Is everyone suddenly a masochist? I was against the idea of riding a stand-up coaster, but I was encouraged to get it for the credit. I even remembered how it went, it was so horrendous. I was in the back row to the right, climbing up the lift hill of hell. I look over to my left, and see the glorious Superman glistening- asking myself why I am not on there, and on this abomination instead. I tried to get myself excited, but then the first drop. It was like the log flume at Dorney park; weak, slow, and boring. The pain in my entire body began after the 1st inversion. Midway through, I was screaming in agony, wanting to get off, but I couldn't. I felt like I was voluntarily kidnapped in my own hell, which is the dentist's office. I felt like I was in 6th grade again, having that metal expander penetrating into my upper jaw. Though that same feeling was on my head, back, legs, arms, torso, and most of all, my "male friends". If I have to ever ride a B&M stand-up coaster again, I will have on a body suit made of pillows, praying to the Lord I do not get 206 fractured bones.

Nice surprise! Launch Intensity

Credit #63 Pros: -Seriously one of my favorite coasters. Ever. Kingda Ka doesn't even compare to this monster of a ride. Cons: -The fact that I liked this more than Steel Vengeance. Sorry SteVe fans! Also it made me cry a little, in a good way- because I was a little scared of big scary stratas and i cried of happiness a bit afterwards because I ended up loving the ride- hell, it would probably be my #1 if I got a rollback lol (Though I don't think anything can beat my precious El Toro)

Smoothness Inversions Disappointing!

Credit #88 Knowing how much I enjoyed the clone at Great Adventure, I honestly did not mind riding another one- or, I thought. I don't know what it is, I don't get as much of the intensity I get- it's a little sad that I only got one or two flips, whereas in SFGADV I usually get 5 or 6. Also, the dispatches were pretty bad, which was a majority of SFNE anyways. At least it's smooth!

Inversions Comfort

Credit #89 It's a pretty fun floorless. Not as phenomenal as Dominator or as memorable as Bizarro, but nonetheless it's good. It's pretty fast and it feels quite smooth- I usually have no problem with floorless restraints (except for Firebird and Rougarou, ew.), this being another example of a good B&M floorless. Count how many times I said floorless in this review lol

Discomfort

Credit #90 Jesus Christ, I thought I would never find an actual bad SLC, but I did! This coaster demolishes any feeling you have in your thighs, and just flings your upper torso around like a scene from Saw where you lose feeling from the waist down by being dunked in a bath of acidic ice (I made that up). Yeah, I definitely prefer the older restraints after riding SFA's Mind Eraser- at least that one isn't unbearable. Also, I HATE the name, it bugs me so much! Word of advice, New England- get a thesaurus.

Nice surprise! Smoothness

Credit #82 SUPER underrated, I was very much surprised on how much I liked it. It's gotta be my favorite Vekoma boomerang so far! Usually boomerangs make me dizzy, but this one did not make me feel that at all. Plus, for some odd reason, it felt as silky smooth as a B&M hyper. I am probably crazy saying I enjoy this ride, but hey, this is coming from the same guy that hates Raptor at Cedar Point. All I'm saying it's good for a boomerang, even though I was expecting the worst lol

Discomfort

Credit #91. Do not be fooled by this kid's ride, it is VIOLENT; especially on your thighs if you are an adult. I do not really do kiddie creds, but since I was with someone on my 25454654646765th day at Great Adventure, I decided why not. And it only goes around one time for a small coaster, which sucks. At least it's not like Runaway Ouch Train or Green Pooper...

Fun

Thank you for submitting this coaster here! :D Credit #11 Pros: One of the first coasters I've ridden. I think I was about 17 or 18? Anyways, I remember enjoying it as it is, it's a larger scale spinning family coaster. Cons: Can't think of any since it's been a while since I've visited Funplex. It doesn't compare to the coasters I like today, but for what it is, it's good.

Fun Discomfort

Credit #67 Pros: -The drops are fun, and it kinda picks up speed in the 2nd half which was cool. My 1st CCI coaster! Cons: -If it wasn't for the little girl behind me screaming in my ear, I'd be fine. It's a little bumpy and tight too but still fun- by tightness I mean the employees stack everyone in a small station to the point you cannot move; pretty unprofessional if you ask me.

Launch Fun Intensity

Credit #68 Pros: -I like going fast. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Cons: -It's an inferior, less intense version of the TTD God at Cedar Point. Also, the back smells like cow poop; literally.

Nice surprise! Fun Intensity Theming

Credit #5 Pros: -For a family coaster, this has some intense moments which is really cool! Cons: -Needs a paint job, maybe like a light blue or teal? The grey track is pretty dull; not flattering.

Fun

Credit #4 Pros: -There's a bunch of these SBF spinning family rides in New Jersey. Cons: -Not too much to say about it, it's just there. Though the location of it sucks because it's jammed right next to the entrance.

Theming Duration Intensity

Credit #3 Pros: -Good for small kids and people that don't really like coasters. Cons: -Not intense at all; I found it pretty boring.

Theming Nice surprise! Fun Intensity

Credit #2 (Same with the Space Mountain review and like 9 other coasters lol) Pros: -This Vekoma was insane when I was dragged on to it. This was the one that started it all. Cons: -Can't think of any since every ride was flawless. Though it's down on my list since it's not really intense, and I'm a sucker for intensity. Still a 5 for me!

Theming Fun

Credit #1 (Not exactly my 1st coaster, it's just #1 on my Google Sheets lol.) Pros: -Like I put above, it's fun and has good theming. Cons: -It's not that dark inside, and this is before I had a strap for my glasses; I'm pretty blind, but yet I can see coaster tracks lmao.

First Drop Intensity Ejectors

Credit #14 Pros: -Well? Everything. Cons: -I'm too biased because this was my first big boy ride.