Coaster reviews

Airtimes Fun Ejectors

It's hard to beat those three consecutive ejector moments to kick off this coaster! This thing is plain crazy.

Airtimes Comfort Pace

An extremely comfortable coaster with perfect theming and setting that gets better and better throughout its entire course. This ride starts out strong and ends stunning.

Airtimes Masterpiece Intensity

This thing absolutely rips through the course. Element flow is perfect and pacing is superb. Add that to the smoothness and comfort and you essentially get my favorite coaster ever! I can find no fault in this entire ride.

First Drop Intensity Ejectors

Too intense for its own good? Almost... It pushes the boundaries of acceptable forces (both negative and positive) and delivers an incredible experience!

Airtimes Fun Ejectors

I thought I knew what to expect with this RMC, but was genuinely surprised by how intense it was. Lots of airtime and speed packed into a smaller-scaled RMC!

First Drop Fun Ejectors

My favorite coaster in Europe! It's got a fantastic layout with so much airtime. It absolutely lived up to years of hype.

Lap Bar Masterpiece Ejectors

"They don't make them like this anymore" - A true classic and so much fun every time I ride. I will never get over this coaster!

Lap Bar Fun Ejectors

Phoenix's Canadian soul-sister. This thing is a true classic with extreme airtime and old-school restraints. Hilarious and out-of-control!

Location Pace Intensity

This thing takes every element at such great speed I can't help but laugh the entire time. Pitch-black summer night rides amongst the fireflies is an experience to cherish forever.

Fun Intensity Ejectors

This lesser-ridden RMC sets itself apart from most with its amazing airtime and great flow. Simply so much fun!

Pace Intensity Layout

One of the most satisfying layouts ever! Every element flows beautifully to the next while having a truly varied mix of features.

Pace Masterpiece Intensity

This is an intensity machine unlike any other coaster I've ridden. Speed, pacing ,and transitions are unbelievable.

Fun Ejectors Duration

This coaster is everything you'd hope it to be! Which is to say a perfect mix of Toro/Balder. Also has some truly insane moments hidden in the incredibly long layout.

Pace Masterpiece Ejectors

Immaculate setting, great pacing, and my favorite coaster sequence ever (Quad down). This coaster absolutely delivers.

Airtimes Ejectors Duration

A truly perfect coaster. It has everything I could possibly want: An impossibly long run time, ejector air in every possible moment, and incredibly fun throughout.