Reviews
  • Eric Esty 1 month ago

    First Drop Location Intensity

    I rode this bad boy on its 18th birthday! It's the only wooden coaster I've ridden to focus solely on lateral and positive forces, and succeed. The laterals on the turn between the two lift hills are ...

  • Eric Esty 1 month ago

    Pace Intensity Smoothness

    Whoever thought to combine Maverick and Millennium Force into one coaster was bonkers, and I don't know why they built it at Kings Dominion of all places, and yet here we are. Intimidator 305 is possi...

  • Eric Esty 1 month ago

    Theming Launch Smoothness

    Aside from not being a very forceful coaster, Big Bear Mountain is an outstanding ride. Well themed, smooth, comfortable, and very long. There's mild airtime all throughout, some fast transitions, and...

  • Eric Esty 1 month ago

    Theming Launch Pace

    This coaster perfectly blends dark ride with coaster. Awesome animatronics, pyrotechnics, mist, audio, and projections make for a thrilling and kickass dark ride experience. While the launched, twisty...

  • Eric Esty 1 month ago

    Theming Location Fun

    Verbolten is probably my favorite themed coaster in the world, which is saying a lot. With rides like Hagrid's, Everest, and Mummy, it has fierce competition. The indoor section is intense, the indoor...

  • Eric Esty 1 month ago

    Airtimes Location Pace

    I've found that Nitro is a perfect hyper coaster. It's one of only two B&M hypers in the US to not only feature a forceful helix, but also maintain its strength in airtime throughout the entire ride. ...

  • Eric Esty 1 month ago

    Airtimes Pace Masterpiece

    Goliath is an absolutely perfect coaster. The B&M trains are comfortable, high capacity, and spacious. The floater airtime is strong throughout the ride. It shifts from sustained floater in the first ...

  • Eric Esty 1 month ago

    Airtimes Pace Intensity

    My first ride on Diamondback in 7 years and my first ride in the front row has provided me with a new perspective, as now with the knowledge that I prefer front row on most coasters I can confidently ...

  • Eric Esty 1 month ago

    Airtimes Comfort Smoothness

    Mako is my hometown hyper, and it's near and dear to me. It's beautiful, graceful, and well themed. It has a beautiful queue and an amazing soundtrack. The airtime is complimented by the perfect smoot...

  • Eric Esty 1 month ago

    Airtimes Location Intensity

    Behemoth is my favorite coaster at Wonderland! A front row ride on this coaster is blissful. Smooth, perfect floater airtime in the entire first half. A forceful downwards spiraling helix after the mi...

  • Eric Esty 2 months ago

    Nice surprise! Comfort Fun

    Jack Rabbit is as charming as it gets. A loud tunnel, terrain layout, minimal seating arrangement.. a true classic. Then you sit in the back car and hit the double down and giggle like an idiot the re...

  • Eric Esty 2 months ago

    Location Pace Intensity Rattle

    An intense ride that I found to be pretty rough in general. It's very long but I personally think it's a bit overwhelming for my taste.

  • Eric Esty 10 months ago

    Theming Smoothness Layout Too short Harness

    The ride has a lap bar that's hilariously unaccomodating to larger riders, but unlike Penguin Trek they didn't have to staple me to make me fit. I also like the theming way more, the station is absolu...

  • Eric Esty 1 year ago

    Theming Launch Rattle Too short Harness

    This ride is definitely a family coaster in that it doesn't feel like it's made for adults. There's a weird rattle in some spots, the lap bar fits weirdly and probably only fits kids and thin people, ...

  • Eric Esty 1 year ago

    Airtimes Pace Layout

    A fast paced, intense coaster with plenty of airtime and tight turns. The transitions are zippy, the drop gives airtime in every row, the airtime gets more intense as the ride goes on, and I love the ...

  • Eric Esty 1 year ago

    Airtimes Nice surprise! Fun Rattle

    I literally got insane standing up airtime on the first airtime hill, and the second two are no slouch either. The rest of the ride doesn't give any notable airtime, but the laterals get more intense ...

  • Eric Esty 1 year ago

    Airtimes Location Layout

    I wish this ride was a little longer, and I wish it had an inversion. There are some rough spots on the last turnaround. That's my only critique. The ride has airtime on every element, is well paced, ...

  • Eric Esty 1 year ago

    Airtimes Pace Duration

    Thunderhead is a monster of a GCI. It's unpredictable, long, and has no breaks in pace or dead space. The terrain is used very well, the views of the rest of the park is great, the Millennium Flyers a...

  • Eric Esty 1 year ago

    Location Intensity Duration

    This one has crazy laterals on all of the turns if you go no brakes. The last helix had me yelling.

  • Eric Esty 1 year ago

    Location Layout Duration

    A nice long ride in a beautiful location. Some powerful helixes, tiny little airtime pops, and a great sense of speed through the smokey mountain air and the trees.

  • Eric Esty 1 year ago

    First Drop Fun Smoothness Too short

    This ride is short but has a good first drop and overbank. The rest has 2 pretty strong helixes and minor negative g forces that don't give airtime. Fun ride.

  • Eric Esty 1 year ago

    Theming Nice surprise! Smoothness Dead spots

    A stop and go family coaster with a surprisingly intense backwards section. Well themed and fun.

  • Eric Esty 1 year ago

    First Drop Theming Rattle Headbanging Discomfort

    Would have been great if the harness didn't bang around my head and shoulders.

  • Eric Esty 1 year ago

    First Drop Inversions Location Discomfort

    The ride has strange potholes and bumps in some spots, but the first drop is sharp, the inversions are smooth, and the hangtime is exceptional. The view is beautiful and the best part of the ride, plu...

  • Eric Esty 1 year ago

    First Drop Theming

    A fun dark ride with some moving figures and a handful of cool special effects. The drops are excellent. A big surprise for me.

  • Eric Esty 1 year ago

    First Drop Inversions Harness Too short

    There's some shuffling but none to cause any sort of headbanging. The first drop gives incredible airtime, great hangtime on Dolly's Iron Butterfly, and very powerful positive gs on the last two inver...

  • Eric Esty 1 year ago

    Airtimes Pace Lap Bar

    These timberliners seem tiny and hard to fit into. Made the airtime painful. Good ride but I dislike the lap bar.

  • Eric Esty 1 year ago

    Theming Fun Smoothness Too short

    A smooth and fun ride with nice theming. The curves are smooth and twisty, the first one being fast and powerful the first time and giving slow sideways hangtime the second. There's a curve before the...

  • Eric Esty 1 year ago

    Location Comfort Ejectors Too short

    A fun little ride with a couple crazy airtime pops. It's short but very comfy and fun, not very rough especially for its age.

  • Eric Esty 1 year ago

    Airtimes Pace Layout Too short

    Orion's only weakness is its length. If it had a couple more elements it would be a contendor for my favorite coaster, but Fury's final hills eek it out. Orion is an outstanding coaster. Ride in t...