Reviews
  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Theming Comfort Ejectors

    Space Mountain is a very special ride to me, and I also think it's an exceptional roller coaster, seemingly by accident. Four of the three drops have sharp, Magnum-esque ejector airtime, and the large...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Theming Location Fun

    Verbolten is probably my favorite themed coaster in the world, which is saying a lot. With rides like Hagrid's, Everest, and Mummy, it has fierce competition. The indoor section is intense, the indoor...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    First Drop Inversions Location

    Magnum notwithstanding, Loch Ness Monster is one of my favorite Arrow coasters. It's scenic, smooth, and cinematic. Great swooping drops over the water, two excellent loops, and a long tunnel helix wi...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Airtimes Location Pace

    Invadr is personally one of my favorite GCIs, at least for now. It's smooth, well paced, and fun. The airtime hills do actually give decent floater. The first drop is great, and there's an excellent t...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    First Drop Inversions Smoothness Theming

    Griffon is a very fun coaster, but on the lower spectrum for dive coasters for me. Sure, the extra inversion is nice, but that's the only thing it has over SheiKra. The area isn't nearly as well lands...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Airtimes Location Pace

    Apollo's Chariot is one of my favorite B&M hypers. I'm usually a front row guy for hypers, but for this one I absolutely prefer the back. The biggest airtime moments aren't camelbacks, but rather very...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Theming Inversions Location Dead spots

    Alpengeist starts out very strong. A huge first drop more akin to a giant helix, forceful immelmann and vertical loops, and the most aggressive cobra roll I've ever experienced. But once you hit the m...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Lap Bar Location Layout

    Unbeknownst to me, this coaster has a nasty trim brake around the double down, and that was a big disappointment for me, as the airtime for this ride had been hyped up ridiculously. Still, this is an ...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Airtimes Inversions Intensity

    What a beast of a coaster. Huge positives in the first half, with very smooth inversions, and a terrifyingly odd first drop that nobody will predict the sensation of until they ride. Second half has w...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Nice surprise! Launch Fun

    This coaster was a huge surprise for me. It has great lap bars, and is very comfortable. The launch is forceful, and the top hat airtime is hilarious. The rest of the ride provides fun inversions, jar...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Nice surprise! Comfort Fun

    Jack Rabbit is as charming as it gets. A loud tunnel, terrain layout, minimal seating arrangement.. a true classic. Then you sit in the back car and hit the double down and giggle like an idiot the re...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Lap Bar Fun Rattle Too short Dead spots

    This coaster, while fun, is a resounding "meh" to me. It doesn't take advantage of being a giga at all. In the few moments where it has considerable speed, it simply meanders in the most inoffensive t...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Discomfort Pointless Dead spots

    What a shitty wooden coaster! It somehow has no airtime, no charm, isn't very smooth at all, and overall fails to be enjoyable as a roller coaster should be.

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Lap Bar Location Fun

    Wow, this ride is beyond cute. Tiny old wooden coaster with buzz bars and little bunny hops, going through the trees right next to the waterpark. It just sings to my woodie loving heart.

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Airtimes Location Pace

    Ravine Flyer II is my favorite modern wooden coaster. It has everything I could ever want, and more. Everything about this ride is simply spectacular. First drop into a tunnel, the huge turnaround and...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    First Drop Inversions Pace Harness

    While I don't love vests, these are a huge improvement over the ones on Valravn, Banshee, and the wings. They're not constricting, and give a lot of leeway for the body to move. Because of this, I was...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Inversions Fun

    I'm definitely biased towards Arrows. I enjoy the drops, the double loop, the double corkscrew, and the janky helix, as well as the weird location. I also like the theming of the area. Fun coaster.

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Lap Bar Nice surprise! Location

    On a woodie with three seater PTC trains, I can guarantee a smooth ride by sitting in the middle of the cars. And lo and behold, I had a very fun ride on Minebuster. It's not a particularly exciting r...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Airtimes Location Intensity

    Behemoth is my favorite coaster at Wonderland! A front row ride on this coaster is blissful. Smooth, perfect floater airtime in the entire first half. A forceful downwards spiraling helix after the mi...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    First Drop Location Layout Too short

    SheiKra, even after riding the likes of Griffon, Valravn, and Yukon Striker, is still my favorite dive coaster. It's the most dominant in the skyline, has the most deliberate and purposeful layout, an...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    First Drop Fun Masterpiece

    Millennium Force is perfect. I wouldn't change a thing about it. Floater airtime, positive forces, huge speed and scale, and smooth and comfy trains. But most importantly, the feeling of excitement in...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Location Pace Ejectors

    Some say that your first RMCs will be your favorites. In my case it's absolutely true. New Texas Giant was my first ever RMC, and as I await the opening of Iron Gwazi, it's currently my second favorit...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Comfort Fun Masterpiece Dead spots

    Fury 325 is my favorite steel coaster! The variety of forces is astounding. Floater airtime, pure speed, sideways airtime, and a touch of intensity. It's consistently paced, and every turn has a purpo...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Airtimes Smoothness Hangtime Too short Capacity Harness

    Forceful launches, a smooth ride, and a great inversion with hangtime. Good airtime in the front, and a forceful drop in the back. There are also good moments of positive Gs, particularly at the botto...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Airtimes Pace Intensity

    I don't think this ride is perfect. It feels way too long to me, and in terms of forces, there's not much besides repetitive, relentless airtime. However, it achieves this in a variety of different wa...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Pace Layout Ejectors Theming Harness

    The ride is perfectly paced and super intense. The barrel roll drop, the first sustained ejector hill, the hard banked first overbank, and the twin twisted airtime hills give an explosive start to the...

  • Eric Esty 5 years ago

    Comfort Fun Smoothness

    Great family coaster, probably the best in Orlando.

  • Eric Esty 7 years ago

    Location Pace Fun

    Roadrunner Express is one of the best Arrow Mine Train coasters. With its terrain interaction and smooth, fast paced layout, it stands out as an example of what Arrow could have been if it didn't go u...

  • Eric Esty 7 years ago

    First Drop Location Ejectors Too short

    Iron Rattler is a masterpiece. If any coaster needed the RMC treatment, it was this one. An amazing concept executed very poorly by a bad manufacturer. RMC swooped in and turned this coaster into the ...

  • Eric Esty 7 years ago

    Inversions Launch Intensity Theming

    Poltergeist is a fast paced, forceful, whippy launched coaster from beginning to end. The first three inversions in quick succession give huge positive Gs right out of the fast launch. The rest of the...