Coaster reviews

Ejectors Rattle

This has some of the best airtime of any coaster. It honestly would be a top tier ride if it weren’t for the insane roughness. Holy cow it’s rough.

Airtimes First Drop Launch

The LSMs cause the ride to quickly go up and the first drop is one of if not the best first drops I’ve experienced. The turns provide the best laterals of any coaster and the first airtime hill gave insane airtime. The twisted horseshoe roll wasn’t the best, but the stengel dives were as advertised. I still prefer Wicked Cyclone because of the countless airtime and zero-g stall though. (I haven’t yet been on SteVe as of writing)

Theming Fun Rattle Discomfort

This is the jerkiest ride I’ve been on as of writing this review. It is a fun ride in frontier town for the kids but it was rattly in almost every part. At the end I hit my arm which hurt. The funny part is at the end where there is a guy just staring at you shocked, which was some nice theming.

Fun Discomfort

One bad moment but a great family coaster. The potential head banging was easily avoided.

Theming Layout Harness Disappointing!

I find the theming to be good for a park like Cedar Point, but right after the first drop, the ride suddenly jolts, and the lap bar might be the worst lap bar I’ve experienced. (Worse than the U-bricks on Superman at SFNE) For me it digs into my chest and causes the ride to be uncomfortable. Really is a shame because the layout is great.

First Drop Nice surprise! Hangtime Harness

While the restraints aren’t the best and are quite tight, they aren’t the worst. I somehow got airtime on it (how is this not the first time I said that), and the inversions are fun. The best ones are the two zero-g rolls and the first drop, which give good hangtime. Safe to say my expectations were exceeded.

Airtimes Fun Masterpiece

Update (7/4): While it wasn’t as good as my first rides, it still game a lot of airtime and was overall still a great ride, just not “perfect”. Original (5/21): This ride is perfect from start to finish. The lap bar was 4 inches off of my lap (I didn’t force that) and the airtime was wild. One moment I felt like I was standing up from the airtime. This ride also has decently good laterals and great drops. The ride also slowly creeps into place in the station which is funny.

Airtimes First Drop Theming Lap Bar

I finally got the courage to ride a hyper coaster! First drop is amazing (Makes sense considering it’s a hyper coaster that’s not by Giovanola), there is some decent airtime, the mist effect is nice, and the onboard audio is a nice touch. Problem is that the forces on the turns in the second half kinda hurt from it pushing on you and the lap bar causes some pain in the thighs afterwards. Still a great ride and a great #2 to the park. (Wicked Cyclone is better)

Discomfort Airtimes

Every time you turn it abruptly slams you into one side. The hill gives no airtime at all and the brake run causes you to jolt into the restraint. Wasn’t pure misery so it gets a star.

Airtimes Nice surprise! Discomfort

This ride honestly has so much potential. The titan track is smooth and there is great airtime. The ride however is super rough at some points and the seatbelt digs into your thighs.

First Drop Location Fun

At the top of the first drop you get a nice view of Lake Ontario. First drop is fun and there is a nice amount of spinning. Efficient loading and unloading too.

Airtimes Fun

Some nice airtime and there is a fun tunnel. The screams in the tunnel hurt my ears however lol

First Drop

First drop in the back randomly gave whip

Comfort Fun Smoothness

No airtime but just a fun ride. Pretty smooth for its age

First Drop Fun Intensity

This spun out of control and that first drop while going backwards is great

Airtimes Nice surprise!

Somehow I got airtime on that last hill lol

Somehow this was better than cornball. It was smooth and enjoyable, whereas cornball gave me a migraine.

Rattle Discomfort Tear it down!

I rode this a few years ago back when the park was run by apex, so it might have gotten smoother under Gene Staples, but this was so uncomfortable I had a migraine for the rest of the day. As soon as I hit the first drop, I felt like I was going to literally die. The roughness was so bad that I didn't even feel airtime. Get RMC to do something with it.