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  • Scorpion - Busch Gardens Tampa
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    Lap Bar Fun

    It's a classic and it still packs a punch.

  • VelociCoaster - Universal Islands of Adventure
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    Theming Pace Masterpiece

    Just incredible and my #1 out of ~85 coasters ridden. Pretty much perfect.

  • Dr. Diabolical's Cliffhanger - Six Flags Fiesta Texas
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    First Drop Capacity Inversions Too short

    Excellent addition to SFFT! First drop is excellent, among the best I've done. Pacing is great, decent forces, very re-rideable. Queue theming is the best Six Flags has done.

  • Boardwalk Bullet - Kemah Boardwalk
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    Nice surprise! Pace Layout

    Boardwalk Bullet is a gem. Tons of length despite the compact footprint, relentless pacing, loaded with pops of air and strong laterals and head-choppers galore. In my experience the ride typically ...

  • Batman the Ride - Six Flags Over Texas
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    Capacity Inversions Intensity Rattle Headbanging

    One of the more troubled BTRs, a little more rattle than most and seems to run a tad slower. Still very fun and intense!

  • Gauntlet - Magic Springs & Crystal Falls
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    Inversions Intensity Layout Headbanging

    Granted, this is the only SLC I've ever done but I thought it was decently fun and intense. Always liked the layouts on these clones, don't consider it to be that bad.

  • Pandemonium - Six Flags Over Texas
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    Fun Smoothness Capacity

    Solid family ride.

  • Runaway Mine Train - Six Flags Over Texas
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    Theming Lap Bar Location

    A classic, might toss you around some but not too bad. Fun trip through the trees and well themeed.

  • Iron Rattler - Six Flags Fiesta Texas
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    First Drop Location Intensity Too short

    Absolutely elite, one of my top favs, and as the score says one of the top rides in the world. First drop is one of the best ever. Zero-g is perfectly executed. Drop off the cliff and into the tunnel ...

  • Runaway Mountain - Six Flags Over Texas
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    Nice surprise! Intensity Smoothness

    Surprisingly fun and intense, especially if you think you are getting into a family coaster.

  • Steel Eel - SeaWorld San Antonio
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    Airtimes Smoothness Ejectors Discomfort

    "Smooth" and "discomfort" sound counter-intuitive, but it's because the rides pull out at the bottom of each drop will slam you back down after each moment of airtime. It's a pretty wild ride, and mus...

  • La Vibora - Six Flags Over Texas
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    Discomfort Tear it down! Pointless

    Unique, but garbage. Blocks slam you around. Not a very exciting layout. Can't really tell what's going on. I can do boring, and I can do painful, but I can't do boring and painful.

  • Mine Blower - Fun Spot Kissimmee
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    Airtimes Pace Rattle Discomfort

    Rough but insane. The name feels apt, it explodes through the course from the first drop on. Prepare for some awful potholes.

  • Shock Wave - Six Flags Over Texas
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    Lap Bar Intensity Smoothness

    A total classic, and one that kicks butt. Forceful in both positives and negatives.

  • Kumba - Busch Gardens Tampa
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    Inversions Intensity Layout

    B&M perfection.

  • Superman Krypton Coaster - Six Flags Fiesta Texas
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    Inversions Location Duration Theming

    Superman feels epic. The huge elements, the never-ending length, the dives on and off the cliff, the sculpture of Superman standing boldly on top of the loop. It's a great ride, and really harkens to ...

  • New Texas Giant - Six Flags Over Texas
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    Airtimes Smoothness Layout

    NTG may be tamer than recent RMC creations, but it's excellent on its own. Great airtime and over banks, plenty of length, just a lot of fun. Glass smooth a decade after opening. I would not change a ...

  • Mr. Freeze - Six Flags Over Texas
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    Launch Masterpiece Intensity Reliability

    Mr. Freeze is elite. It just throws insane intensity at you and then leaves you wondering what happened. You get one chance to catch your breath on the whole ride - and it's while you are floating up ...

  • X Coaster - Magic Springs & Crystal Falls
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    Hangtime Too short Harness

    Very interesting experience, the lift is pretty intimidating.

  • Wildfire - Silver Dollar City
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    Capacity Inversions Location

    Pretty standard mid-tier B&M sit-down.

  • Big Apple Coaster - New York, New York Hotel & Casino
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    Nice surprise! Location Fun

    This gets a lot of hate, but I do not understand why. I rode in 2021 w/ the new trains and had no issues. The location is incredible. The layout is weird and memorable, making it very fun. Unique elem...

  • Ultra Twister - Six Flags AstroWorld
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    Rattle Headbanging

    It has been decades since I rode this, but I just remember that it hurt a lot.

  • Wonder Woman Golden Lasso - Six Flags Fiesta Texas
    Austin J.
    Austin J. 2 years ago

    Pace Intensity Ejectors

    Absolutely insane, each element is wildly fast and intense. Airtime is out of this world on the airtime hill, first drop, and drop off the curves. It's an elite coaster. Cons: Airtime will bruise y...

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