Reviews
  • Lil ol Lemon 2 years ago

    Inversions Fun Harness

    overall, its an ok ride. not a fan of the restraints and i had a bit of headbanging but other than that it ran pretty smoothly compared to all the bad talk its been given in terms of smoothness. not ...

  • Lil ol Lemon 2 years ago

    Fun Intensity

    I'm going to be honest here, I can't truly tell you all too much about this ride. When I rode this I was GP and I really don't have a good memory of the layout whatsoever. But what I can tell you is t...

  • Lil ol Lemon 2 years ago

    Launch Intensity

    Stealth has a killer launch and not much else. Its good fun going up that tophat but the star of the ride is really that launch. It gives such a gutpunch when you're launching, and still after a good ...

  • Lil ol Lemon 2 years ago

    First Drop Fun Too short

    Of course oblivion is too short, but that's almost the point. Right off the bat you know what you're there for if you're riding oblivion - the drop. That's all there is, that and an overbank. All in a...

  • Lil ol Lemon 2 years ago

    Comfort Fun Smoothness Dead spots

    I've listed Galactica as a 3.5 stars as, while a great ride, I don't think its exactly for a coaster enthusiast. The ride isn't intense, it doesn't any positive, negative, or lateral G-forces. It does...

  • Lil ol Lemon 2 years ago

    Nice surprise! Fun Capacity

    Overall a fun ride. Certainly the best spinner I've been on (though that'll obviously change whenever i go to plopsaland)

  • Lil ol Lemon 2 years ago

    Location Pace Disappointing! Layout

    Vampire's nothing special really. Just a small little family coaster. I mean, what do you expect, it's chessington

  • Lil ol Lemon 2 years ago

    Airtimes Lap Bar Launch Layout

    Rita is just alright. Nothing much else to say really. Nice launch, some good moments of floater, but that's all tbh. Still an ok ride, but nothing too special.

  • Lil ol Lemon 2 years ago

    Theming Fun Intensity

    Nemesis is an absolutely world class ride, and certainly the best B&M invert out there. It's packed with G-forces, whippy inversions and transitions, and overall an amazing layout. It's getting re-tra...

  • Lil ol Lemon 2 years ago

    Inversions Ejectors Duration Rattle Headbanging

    World's most inversions on a coaster! The smiler's a great addition to alton's lineup, and possibly the second best at the park (just behind nemesis). The inversions are great, though at times can fee...

  • Lil ol Lemon 2 years ago

    Capacity Smoothness Layout Too short Harness

    This monday i went to thorpe park with my dad. Had a great ride and in the last hour or so i decided to go on the swarm, and the queue was absolutely EMPTY! So long story short i spent my last hour of...

  • Lil ol Lemon 2 years ago

    First Drop Nice surprise! Duration Headbanging Harness

    When i went to thorpe yesterday i decided to start my day off with saw as last time i'd been it was the only major ride i hadnt been on. Long story short, i ended up spending nearly the whole day doin...