Cole Jones - Reviews

Very very very underrated. I love how you soar in between the canyon at such high speeds, especially as it’s a wing coaster. Great theming too. I don’t get where the rough complaint comes from, and I’...

Very very very underrated. I love how you soar in between the canyon at such high speeds, especially as it’s a wing coaster. Great theming too. I don’t get where the rough complaint comes from, and I’ve ridden it three times. I think the layout was a bit short which is my only real issue with the ride. It’s a shame Intamin didn’t make more winged rides like furious baco, as the model had a lot more potential.

Very poor airtime, but this ride is relentless. Don’t let looks deceive you, this ride packs a hefty punch. It’s got the theming too, the Wickerman statue is pretty cool. Easily the UK’s best wooden c...

Very poor airtime, but this ride is relentless. Don’t let looks deceive you, this ride packs a hefty punch. It’s got the theming too, the Wickerman statue is pretty cool. Easily the UK’s best wooden coaster, and I don’t see it getting dethroned for a while.

From the off ride you expect this to be a pretty decent family coaster, but it is so underwhelming. I get it’s not supposed to be thrilling, but that doesn’t mean it should be completely forceless. Gr...

From the off ride you expect this to be a pretty decent family coaster, but it is so underwhelming. I get it’s not supposed to be thrilling, but that doesn’t mean it should be completely forceless. Great theming though, shame it was used on the worst rollercoaster in the park.

So much for being the last intamin standup coaster. I didn’t find the restraint to be that uncomfortable, but the real issue was the roughness. I found it to be underwhelming with how short the layout...

So much for being the last intamin standup coaster. I didn’t find the restraint to be that uncomfortable, but the real issue was the roughness. I found it to be underwhelming with how short the layout was as well. The corkscrews and zero g roll hit really hard though.

It just makes me miserable thinking about what could’ve been. It’s rough, just hurts, and has horrible capacity. It feels like this is begging to be RMC’ed, and it really needs it. Tomahawk is half th...

It just makes me miserable thinking about what could’ve been. It’s rough, just hurts, and has horrible capacity. It feels like this is begging to be RMC’ed, and it really needs it. Tomahawk is half the size and is much better, which I find to be hilarious.

I’m yet to ride colossus, but I don’t think it’s gonna be better than this. Sik is one of the most underrated coasters in the UK and I have no idea why. There isn’t a single bad spot on this ride, and...

I’m yet to ride colossus, but I don’t think it’s gonna be better than this. Sik is one of the most underrated coasters in the UK and I have no idea why. There isn’t a single bad spot on this ride, and it’s glossy smooth. The restraint does hurt a fair bit on the simultaneous heart line rolls, but it doesn’t ruin the experience that much

My first SLC left me with a decent impression, but I doubt it’s gonna last. This ride is pretty relentless, but it’s far too short. There is a fair bit of roughness, but it doesn’t ruin the experience...

My first SLC left me with a decent impression, but I doubt it’s gonna last. This ride is pretty relentless, but it’s far too short. There is a fair bit of roughness, but it doesn’t ruin the experience.

It’s an S&S El Loco. You experience a flurry of unique elements and a godly first drop. The restraint is very open, however it feels like it’s trying to put a dent into your back. Bonus points for the...

It’s an S&S El Loco. You experience a flurry of unique elements and a godly first drop. The restraint is very open, however it feels like it’s trying to put a dent into your back. Bonus points for the support structure, it looks very cool.

It’s really not THAT bad. The restraint can be annoying but overall it’s alright. The major issue that I have is how poor the track work is, this rollercoaster feels like it came out of Planet Coaster...

It’s really not THAT bad. The restraint can be annoying but overall it’s alright. The major issue that I have is how poor the track work is, this rollercoaster feels like it came out of Planet Coaster. Far from as bad as people paint it out to be, but it’s a skip.

Maybe I just had a bad ride, but it wasn’t THAT good. Very impressively designed coaster, but it just didn’t hit. Good Alton Towers theming as always. Maybe when it gets retracked my opinion will impr...

Maybe I just had a bad ride, but it wasn’t THAT good. Very impressively designed coaster, but it just didn’t hit. Good Alton Towers theming as always. Maybe when it gets retracked my opinion will improve, but as of now, I think it’s pretty overrated

Come on, it’s really not THAT bad. Rita honestly gives some of the best airtime moments in the entire park. The layout could definitely be improved, it’s short and is just airtime hill, turn, airtim...

Come on, it’s really not THAT bad. Rita honestly gives some of the best airtime moments in the entire park. The layout could definitely be improved, it’s short and is just airtime hill, turn, airtime hill, turn, ect. It’s no hellspawn like people describe it as, but it could’ve been a lot better.

This ride was honestly better than Nemesis, it’s so underrated. I personally love flying coasters, they’re one of my favourite models. It’s got some subpar theming for Alton Towers and I feel the layo...

This ride was honestly better than Nemesis, it’s so underrated. I personally love flying coasters, they’re one of my favourite models. It’s got some subpar theming for Alton Towers and I feel the layout could be better, but I still love Galactica.

This the best designed rollercoaster ever. Every inversion hits, great theming, and an incredible layout, all packed into a tight space. The Smiler isn’t just 14 inversions, it’s much more. And despit...

This the best designed rollercoaster ever. Every inversion hits, great theming, and an incredible layout, all packed into a tight space. The Smiler isn’t just 14 inversions, it’s much more. And despite me giving this an incredible summary it’s not 5/5

Could very well contend for best ride at Liseberg. The airtime on this absolutely INSANE and that first drop is really underrated, you don’t see it coming at all and it always catches you off guard. T...

Could very well contend for best ride at Liseberg. The airtime on this absolutely INSANE and that first drop is really underrated, you don’t see it coming at all and it always catches you off guard. The only problem with the ride is how repetitive it is, being airtime hill then turnaround. The turnarounds are quite forceless too which doesn’t help the issue. Regardless, it’s still a fantastic ride.

I didn’t expect Troublesome Trucks to hit this hard, but it did. Every element in this coaster hits far better than you would imagine. On top of that, it goes around twice. On a busy day waits could d...

I didn’t expect Troublesome Trucks to hit this hard, but it did. Every element in this coaster hits far better than you would imagine. On top of that, it goes around twice. On a busy day waits could definitely be a pain but that won’t stop the ride from being great.

Very disappointing. Best drop in the park, then that’s it. Like most B&M dive coasters the drop is the only bit that stands out, then it just meanders around the layout. I really thought Liseberg woul...

Very disappointing. Best drop in the park, then that’s it. Like most B&M dive coasters the drop is the only bit that stands out, then it just meanders around the layout. I really thought Liseberg would have higher standards.

Very nice setting in the viking area and lake. Helixes are pretty decent and the bit in the trench is cool aswell. Being a coaster for kids there is unsuprisingly a lot of weak spots, but that is to b...

Very nice setting in the viking area and lake. Helixes are pretty decent and the bit in the trench is cool aswell. Being a coaster for kids there is unsuprisingly a lot of weak spots, but that is to be expected.

Very average ride. I find it funny how an inversion based rollercoasters best element was the first drop. Inversions are alright, the cobra roll and corkscrews are the most notable inversions. It’s no...

Very average ride. I find it funny how an inversion based rollercoasters best element was the first drop. Inversions are alright, the cobra roll and corkscrews are the most notable inversions. It’s not bad by any means but it’s not too thrilling either.

Easily the best ride at Portaventura. Godly first drop, great floater and incredible speed. On top of that you also get a cool splash down thingy. One of the best colour schemes on a coaster aswell. I...

Easily the best ride at Portaventura. Godly first drop, great floater and incredible speed. On top of that you also get a cool splash down thingy. One of the best colour schemes on a coaster aswell. I don’t have many credits but currently this is my no 1, and I imagine it will be like that for a while.