Reviews
  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Theming Fun Too short

    Very very very underrated. I love how you soar in between the canyon at such high speeds, especially as it’s a wing coaster. Great theming too. I don’...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Theming Lap Bar Intensity Airtimes

    Very poor airtime, but this ride is relentless. Don’t let looks deceive you, this ride packs a hefty punch. It’s got the theming too, the Wickerman st...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Fun Dead spots

    The inferior Runaway Mine Train in England.

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Theming Disappointing! Dead spots Layout

    From the off ride you expect this to be a pretty decent family coaster, but it is so underwhelming. I get it’s not supposed to be thrilling, but that ...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Theming Fun Capacity

    Does its job very well. A fun compact shuttle coaster that packs a fair punch. The queue line theming is very nice as well. The main issue is the horr...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Intensity Rattle Too short

    So much for being the last intamin standup coaster. I didn’t find the restraint to be that uncomfortable, but the real issue was the roughness. I foun...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Fun Dead spots

    Fairly unique kiddie coaster, in the sense that you go around 3 times not 2. The helix is surprisingly good and caught me off guard every time, but ev...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Layout Rattle Capacity Discomfort

    It just makes me miserable thinking about what could’ve been. It’s rough, just hurts, and has horrible capacity. It feels like this is begging to be R...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Inversions Intensity Discomfort

    I’m yet to ride colossus, but I don’t think it’s gonna be better than this. Sik is one of the most underrated coasters in the UK and I have no idea wh...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Fun Discomfort Layout

    It’s definitely one of the family rides at Flamingo Land. It spins a fair bit, but the layout is pretty boring. It’s quite uncomfortable if you’re in ...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Intensity Rattle Too short

    My first SLC left me with a decent impression, but I doubt it’s gonna last. This ride is pretty relentless, but it’s far too short. There is a fair bi...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    First Drop Fun Capacity Discomfort

    It’s an S&S El Loco. You experience a flurry of unique elements and a godly first drop. The restraint is very open, however it feels like it’s trying ...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Launch Dead spots Layout

    So much potential….wasted. That launch is great, but you do absolutely nothing after it. You just meander about when you could be doing so much more b...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Pace Rattle Discomfort

    It’s really not THAT bad. The restraint can be annoying but overall it’s alright. The major issue that I have is how poor the track work is, this roll...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Theming Capacity Dead spots

    It does a pretty good job at being an Octonauts themed kiddie coaster.

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Theming Layout Disappointing!

    Maybe I just had a bad ride, but it wasn’t THAT good. Very impressively designed coaster, but it just didn’t hit. Good Alton Towers theming as always....

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Airtimes Too short Layout

    Come on, it’s really not THAT bad. Rita honestly gives some of the best airtime moments in the entire park. The layout could definitely be improved,...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Fun Harness Theming Layout

    This ride was honestly better than Nemesis, it’s so underrated. I personally love flying coasters, they’re one of my favourite models. It’s got some s...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Theming Inversions Duration

    This the best designed rollercoaster ever. Every inversion hits, great theming, and an incredible layout, all packed into a tight space. The Smiler is...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Airtimes First Drop Ejectors Dead spots

    Could very well contend for best ride at Liseberg. The airtime on this absolutely INSANE and that first drop is really underrated, you don’t see it co...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Nice surprise! Fun Capacity

    I didn’t expect Troublesome Trucks to hit this hard, but it did. Every element in this coaster hits far better than you would imagine. On top of that,...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Location Too short

    Quite fun alpine coaster. Occasionally some moments can pull some surprisingly good g’s, however it is quite short for an alpine coaster. Luckily, you...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    First Drop Disappointing! Dead spots

    Very disappointing. Best drop in the park, then that’s it. Like most B&M dive coasters the drop is the only bit that stands out, then it just meanders...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Airtimes Fun

    Hot take, this is better than Stampida. It’s a really enjoyable family coaster with a surprising amount of airtime. Much better than I had anticipated...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Location Dead spots

    Very nice setting in the viking area and lake. Helixes are pretty decent and the bit in the trench is cool aswell. Being a coaster for kids there is u...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    First Drop Inversions Dead spots

    Very average ride. I find it funny how an inversion based rollercoasters best element was the first drop. Inversions are alright, the cobra roll and c...

  • Cole Jones 2 years ago

    Airtimes First Drop

    Easily the best ride at Portaventura. Godly first drop, great floater and incredible speed. On top of that you also get a cool splash down thingy. One...