Coaster reviews

Theming Nice surprise! Smoothness Theming

Great ride with outdated theming and a shockingly intense beginning

Theming Nice surprise! Fun Capacity Harness

It’s not the most amazing ride out there, but it’s still really fun and unpredictable

Airtimes Location Rattle

Good airtime in the retracked half, but the other half just shakes you around a lot

Theming Rattle Discomfort

Ok theming on the brake run, but other than that, this ride just kinda exists

Inversions Fun Layout Rattle Theming

Shockingly good, you get some hangtime on the loop, and some airtime coming off the midcourse.

Fun Smoothness

A credits a credit

Airtimes Theming Intensity

Insanely underrated, especially at night

Airtimes Theming Nice surprise!

I rode this with its Deep Space Mountain overlay, and it went from an ok coaster, to an amazing coaster. Not being able to see anything really makes the experience a lot better.

Theming Layout Headbanging Disappointing! Discomfort

I love the new theming that they added, but the retrack didn’t do that much. It still jerks you around a lot, and it has some very unfortunate airtime. The worst part is that it’s an upcharge attraction, though it only costs Tree Fiddy😂

Airtimes Lap Bar Location

The first big coaster I remember riding still stacks up to this day. With an amazing setting in the woods, a great view from the top of the lift, some classic B&M Hyper airtime, and a decent layout.

Inversions Intensity Duration

For my first invert, this bad boy packs a serious punch. This ride literally tries its best to rip your feet off, and it also has a really good setting. Also, the whip you get in the back row is insane

Airtimes First Drop Smoothness

That first drop is one of my favorite coaster elements of all time, the feeling of hanging over the drop and seeing everything below you is unmatched, and the airtime you get on it is amazing. After that, it’s still good but doesn’t match up, though you do have a pop of airtime going into the splashdown.

Theming Launch Fun Capacity

Way better than the ride it replaced, the AC is also amazing for hot days

Theming Location Launch

A Disney-level coaster at a SeaWorld park. It doesn’t have the most amazing theming in the world, but it still goes hard. And that drop, oh my god that drop, it gets me every time. The second launch is also really punchy

Nostalgic, but that’s about it

Nice surprise! Fun Hangtime

One of the better clones that I’ve ridden, I’ve also never had any problem with the restraints.

Masterpiece Ejectors Hangtime Theming

A lack of theming is excusable for an amazing coaster like this

Theming Masterpiece Intensity

This is what I’d consider to be the perfect rollercoaster. Intensity, theming, good music, and so many other things that I can’t think of right now. If you have the chance, try your hardest to ride this

Theming Smoothness Capacity Disappointing! Dead spots

Doesn’t deserve the wait it constantly gets

Theming Nice surprise! Fun

Cute little family coaster. Don’t go into it expecting something amazing

Inversions Launch Intensity

Insanely underrated ride with an amazing launch, great on-ride audio, and some decent theming. It also keeps its speed way better than the Premier spaghetti bowl coasters.

Theming Inversions Launch Rattle Discomfort Dead spots

Great first launch and inversions, but everything after that sucks. The theming is also decent

First Drop Intensity Smoothness Reliability

The most intense experience out there

Airtimes Masterpiece Smoothness

The greatest coaster ever created

Theming Nice surprise! Launch

One of Disney’s greatest creations, the launch is shockingly punchy, the theming in the building is really good, the general atmosphere is amazing, and it all comes together to make an unreal experience

Theming Headbanging Harness Pointless

This is and was the worst coaster I’ve been on. The headbanging was so bad that I lost my sunglasses, but the theming was pretty cool tho. I’m so glad that this sad excuse for a coaster is finally gone

Theming Intensity Smoothness

This has always been one of my favorites. The drop out of the mountain and the backwards section pull some great forces, the theming is incredible (hair ties aside), and it doesn’t usually get long lines

Rattle Discomfort

RMC makes family coasters y'know?

Disappointing! Discomfort Pointless

So glad they got rid of this, it didn’t fit with the park at all