Coaster reviews

Headbanging Harness Discomfort

Awfully profiled slc provides no positives whatsoever. In fact it is the worst rollercoaster in the uk

Nice surprise! Pace Fun Capacity

Fun, fast and fairly smooth, spinball whizzer is a extremely exciting spinning coaster with the capacity being the only con.

Pace Intensity Hangtime Rattle Headbanging Too short

It’s very unique and forceful for the uk. Brilliant hangtime on the intense zero g roll and whip on the corkscrews but the ride is very short and there is a rough part on the the bottom of the first drop but other than that the ride doesn’t have bad head banging. The harness is also super awkward to put on but after a few rides you will get used to it. Overall very unique and forceful ride. Also ride back row for best experience.

Nice surprise! Pace Smoothness Too short

Superb family coaster and the 2nd best coaster in the park! The pace is relentless and it is actually very intense for such a small family coaster. Good lap bar, very smooth and overall a very nice surprise!

Fun Hangtime Harness

Can’t really remember this ride that much but it was fun but with unnecessary OTSRs that could easily be replaced by a lap bar, but it is probably there to make younger riders feel safer. I like to call this ride a glorified swinging ship.

Fun Masterpiece Intensity Layout

I guess I will have to accept his ride for what it is. When I first rode last year I expected better but maybe I set my expectations too high but the intensity of it was very good and the zero g roll was brilliant as well it was also super fun going through many inversions, It was super fun shouting whilst we went through some fun inversions, some of the most fun I’ve had on a rollercoaster. but the layout isn’t the strongest. I think that shockwave at Drayton manor is inferior to it. It’s unfortunate that I only rode it twice because the 2nd ride was really good but the 1st was just decent. I think maybe new trains and a new theme in the area would make this ride look much nicer and more appealing. It is a John Wardley masterpiece I also remember seeing it for the first time and thinking “oh my god that looks insane” and we watched it go around it’s glossy track.

Capacity Lap Bar Comfort Layout

It may have a basic layout and be very small and dull, but it is the prefect ride for families!

Lap Bar Comfort Fun Intensity

I have never got the hate towards thirteen, yes it was badly advertised but the ride itself is extremely smooth and fun with good Themeing. But the ride seriously lacks intensity and for that reason. I prefer accelerator at Drayton manor.

First Drop Intensity Ejectors Discomfort

A fantastic airtime filled wooden rollercoaster with a fantastic first drop and extreme intensity. Every single hill gave airtime especially that small hill straight after the drop but the ride can be quite uncomfortable.

Inversions Layout Headbanging Discomfort

One of the smoother slcs. It still manages to be fun and enjoyable for me despite the obvious flaws with this cloned layout.

Pace Fun Duration Discomfort

I try to catch a lot of travelling coasters and this is probably the best travelling wild mouse and normal wild mouse in the world the only contest it has is ice mountain an (an indoor spinning wild mouse which is also travelling. Very fast and tall for a wild mouse but the final break run can be quite painful

Lap Bar Location Fun

This unique family coaster is actually brilliant! Great views from outside the park and the ride itself is great value for money. You get to go around the fun layout up to 4 times. The lap bar is decent as well.

First Drop Fun Intensity Headbanging Dead spots

Very Good slc, restraints weren’t a problem and are much better than el condor’s first drop is one of the best on an invert, pretty intense as I greyed out on the drop and the Immelmann. The ride has a bit of head banging but it is bearable and there is one dead spot on the turnaround of the ride

First Drop Capacity Disappointing! Dead spots

A bit disappointing tbh, it just doesn’t do anything. It’s not even super smooth. The inversions aren’t exciting and the only credible thing is that first drop.

Launch Intensity Hangtime Discomfort

Furius Baco is an amazing coaster. The pre show is intriguing and the theme is unique. The launch is fantastic and the ride that follows is intense and the roll give some great hangtime. Really underrated and a really re rideable coaster for me.

Nice surprise! Intensity Ejectors Launch

Revolution is a really unique ride. It is amazing how such a small coaster can have an ejector filled drop whilst some hyper coasters can even deliever airtime. Intensity levels are really high and it will surprise everyone who rides it. Main con is the launch (if you can call it that) that really doesn’t do anything expect for building up speed. Also, this coaster is really smooth so no problems about the restraints.

First Drop Intensity Smoothness Too short

Night ride is incredible, great airtime and positive gs going into the turnaround in morning the ride is still great. Great forces.

Airtimes Comfort Masterpiece Capacity

Shambhala is just incredible. It has a lot of airtime, intensity and is very smooth. This ride never lets down and keeps a good pace until the end. Although it is not my number 1 anymore, it is still a masterpiece. Also, every airtime hill delivers strong airtime which is very rare. Due to portaventura’s awful operations. It suffers in capacity.

Pace Masterpiece Ejectors Reliability

One “wild” ride. The airtime is outstanding as well as the pace! The ride keeps it’s momentum all the way through it’s twisted layout. This coaster is just flawless and words cannot describe the relentlessness of this coaster. Also, it certainly lives up to the hype :)

Fun Rattle Too short

The best Vekoma junior coaster I have ridden! Nice drop and fun layout. The ride does has a big vibration and is very short.

Launch Intensity Hangtime Rattle

Gold Rush is a rollercoaster that comes with the whole package. It is nicely themed and the ride experience contains a forceful launch, some INSANE hangtime and a short but sweet layout. It also has a really snappy dive loop at the end of the ride which contain great laterals. Only problem is the very noticeable rattle that accompanys you during the ride. Overall, A great Gerstlauer coaster

Pace Fun Intensity Rattle Capacity

An extremely fun coaster! The backwards vertical loop is really intense as well as the drop but The ride is bit shaky.

Harness Discomfort Tear it down!

Just awful. Restraint is terrible and that also goes for the rest of the ride.

Family credit

Airtimes First Drop Fun Capacity

If there is one word to describe Goliath it is: badass. This coaster is just super fun with great airtime and an intense first drop. Only complaint is that the 3 back rows weren’t available so capacity wasn’t great.

Airtimes First Drop Comfort

This was one of the rides that got me into rollercoasters so I have a soft spot for it. The ride itself is really comfy and the first drop always delivers nice floats airtime along with the rest of the hills. It’s holds up as one of the best woodies in the U.K.

A more unique wacky worm if you even call it that!

Trains are FAR too big!

Well it’s only a wacky worm!

Airtimes Fun Rattle

This is the first rollercoaster I ever went on so it holds a special place in my heart. It has suprising ejector airtime and is perfect for families! It has now became extremely rougher over the years but the airtime and laterals are still the same.