Coaster reviews
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Airtimes Launch Fun Too short
Not being able to go to America, Red Force is just amazing. The launch is still punchy with LSMs and the top hat is flawless. That 367ft drop feels like forever. And to top it off, a night right on this is out of this world.
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Airtimes Theming Headbanging
I feel like colossus is slightly better. I find Colossus to be a bit more bearable but the margin is small. SAW has a great indoor bit (except the harpoons) but the outdoor bit lacks. It’s shuffly and stale.But a strong start.
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Bootiful
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Location Fun
You can’t fault this family coaster, the location is great and I’m definitely on team legend. Capacity is surprisingly good and the view over duplo valley is great. However, it is only a family coaster and the zierer trains aren’t great.
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Location Fun
You can’t fault this family coaster, the location is great and I’m definitely on team legend. Capacity is surprisingly good and the view over duplo valley is great. However, it is only a family coaster and the zierer trains aren’t great.
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Childhood Trauma.
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Airtimes Too short Discomfort
This ride has a surprising amount of airtime, but the ride is over too soon and can be a bit rough.
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Location Layout Too short
This ride roars its way through the layout, but it seemed to have finished in a flash.
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Nice surprise! Location
Your average good kids coaster.
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Theming Discomfort
This kids coaster felt really janky, which is surprising because this was made in 2022. Although what makes up for it is its immense theming.
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Fun
It’s not that I don’t like it, it’s just that I’ve not ridden this in 7 years and forgot almost everything about it.
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Capacity Fun
I don’t know why, but when I first looked at a POV for this thing, I said that it’s good to ride it after lunch, hence getting the name: THE AFTER LUNCH ROLLERCOASTER. AND WHEN I WENT TO ADVENTURE ISLAND I DID JUST THAT. I rode it after dinner too.
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Pace Fun Layout Capacity Dead spots
This is a good family coaster with a fun layout. The theming is alright but the ride only runs one train. As for the layout the drop and turns are decent but the highlight is the helix at the end. Good family coaster.
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Location Capacity Discomfort Pointless
An abomination of a ride. Nice view though.
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Location Ejectors Duration Capacity Pointless
This ride is so weird. The trains are hideous and the coaster does 5 laps. The layout isn’t much, a helix and an air time hill, but that air time hill is AMAZING. The highlight of the ride is being underground.
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Duration Discomfort Tear it down!
I used to love this ride when I went when I was 8, but when I went last year it was awful. Don’t ride this.
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Theming Masterpiece Intensity Reliability
What a ride. Wardley really outdid himself. The original nemesis was an extremely solid ride beforehand, but nemesis reborn seemed to have topped it, being the 2nd best at Alton Towers. Theming is insane, the ride is intense and fast, however it broke down 4 times in my visit.
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Duration Discomfort Tear it down!
I used to love this ride when I went when I was 8, but when I went last year it was awful. Don’t ride this.
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Duration Discomfort Tear it down!
I used to love this ride when I went when I was 8, but when I went last year it was awful. Don’t ride this.
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Airtimes Comfort Capacity
I feel like I’m the only person who thinks that this is the best woodie at Blackpool. It delivers air time consistently and the trains are like sofas. And it’s also my favourite colour.
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Theming Location Capacity
This is a great kid-family coaster, mainly because of the theme that carries it. There are some very good interactions with the rapids beneath. The tunnel section is really intense and a night ride on it is very underrated.
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Pace Capacity Discomfort
I don’t have much to say. This ride is kind of trash, especially the last few times I’ve ridden it. I’m ordering a Mack extreme spin in replacement.
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First Drop Capacity Lap Bar Dead spots Intensity
For being one of the weaker coasters at Alton Towers, it proves how solid of a lineup they have. Th13teen is a lot tamer than nemesis or smiler and the first elements just meander through the forest. The first drop and drop track are very good though. Oh and I can’t forget the ending launch to infinite mph.
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Airtimes Theming Rattle
THE 40,000TH REVIEW OF CAPTAIN COASTER. WHAT BETTER TO DO IT WITH RATTLESNAKE. The ride is good I put rattle for fun hahaha.
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Theming Capacity Duration Dead spots
It’s a family ride after all. The theming is very good indoors, so I respect that. The outdoor area is just ok.
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Airtimes Fun Theming Capacity
A good family coaster for Paultons Park. But where is theming. Other than a hut, the queue is more reminiscent of a Ukraine flag than a snake. Please add theming.
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Theming Location Duration Harness Dead spots
I used to hate this ride, but now I show it some appreciation. The theming on ride, the station and the queue hit. The ride experience is ok. The bulky restraints are annoying. But it’s a good ride.
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Launch Pace Too short Theming Reliability
This ride is Overhated but I see why. The launch is fantastic, but the rest of the layout is quite weak. The theming doesn’t exactly fit and I didn’t get to go on it in May because of its poor reliability. I still like it though.