Reseñas de montañas rusas

Primera caída Intensidad Layout

I dunno man, I like it! There's a guaranteed greyout on the helix and I find those old school forceless hyper drops charming. The washed out paint only adds to the appeal. Sue me!

Aerosmith is indeed starred. nothing really happens here

Launch Velocidad Fun Demasiado corto

Only been on it with the backward launch. almost seems pointless without it

Inversiones Fun Demasiado corto Tiempo muerto

Truth be told I haven't been on this guy in over a decade I just think the "jojo roll" is the funniest element ever

Inversiones ¡Buena sorpresa! Intensidad Demasiado corto Incomodidad

Did I hallucinate doing this with VR goggles? Did it come to me in a fever dream? Surprisingly fun and forceful old dinosaur regardless. That it looks moments away from collapsing into a dust cloud adds to the thrill

¡Buena sorpresa! Fun Incomodidad

I like the flying coaster gimmick so much I'm willing to overlook the fact that this is objectively a bad one

Capacidad Suavidad Sin interés Layout

The go-to "Toro and Nitro have hour long lines because it's a June weekend" ride. filler

Suavidad Duración Arnés ¡Decepción! Tiempo muerto

Seat hurts your balls, harness hurts your shoulders. Mostly forceless with some tiny airtime pockets and a cool water section (when the water is on). Usually the longest line in the park because of dreadfully slow ops. The inversion almost has hangtime when the ride is running sluggishly, which is kinda cool

Airtimes Fun Tiempo muerto

Adore the logo. Every coaster should have a little cloaked figure on its trains. Cool airtime hills that sometimes have actual airtime

Inversiones Launch Demasiado corto

Didn't know it was possible for a coaster to have cringeworthy theming. They're lucky the ride is fun

Primera caída Intensidad Layout

Where's the first helix? Why does the midcourse brake run completely stop you? Titan clears 🥱

Intensidad Torta Incomodidad

Too disorienting for you to comprehend the forces you're feeling. Not terribly comfortable. Pretty bad operations. None of this matters because it's one of the only genuinely frightening coasters in existence

Tematización Layout Duración Tiempo muerto

Has no right to be as forceful as it is. Lovely theming and queue, fantastic layout for the most part. Terribly slow ops but I don't think there's much they can really do about that given the nature of the ride

Inversiones Fun Layout

Genuinely frightening at times. Flying coasters are easily one of my favorite gimmicks, and the views from this thing are stunning

Demasiado corto ¡Romper en pedazos! Sin interés

What are we even doing here? The launch isn't even that great! "415 feet tall" but it feels like 150. A deafeningly loud waste of space. The attached drop tower is fun

Airtimes Primera caída Intensidad

The pain is real and it makes the ride better. Wouldn't be the same without it. They somehow made a 76 degree drop feel like 91

Torta Arnés Incomodidad

The haters are all right, the defenders are all deluded. Somehow hurt your legs (?) in addition to the headbanging. Uninspired layout, lame queue, usually managed to rack up a decently long line in spite of everything. RIP bozo

Launch Intensidad ¡Romper en pedazos!

There'll never be an element as nerve-wracking as this launch. I don't care if it rattled a little bit, that added to the intimidation. The "airtime hill" with zero airtime adds half a star for humor. The view from the tophat sucked but I don't care

Primera caída Intensidad Demasiado corto Tiempo muerto

Drops are fun but there are a couple wide turns where nothing really happens. A teeny bit rattly. Definitely wouldn't ride over Montu or Gwazi

Fun Intensidad Suavidad Confiabilidad

Crazy forceful for an invert. Ride near the back so you can't see which element is coming next. Usually one of the shorter lines in the park, but it's broken down a few times this week.

Velocidad Intensidad Ejectors

Probably not the best RMC, but the best one I've done. Some of the moments (death roll, stall) don't hit super hard unless you're near the back on the left side. Otherwise it's got a wicked pace, sick lateral g's, and some solid ejector spots all throughout the train. Solid operations, especially for a pretty poorly-run park