• Dan Getliffe

    Launch Fluidité Layout Temps mort

    This was a really good ride, and while there were a few dead spots, I think I need to re ride later in the day next time to give it a second chance. Good theming, really long ride time and some good launches, coupled with the smoothness make this a great experience!

  • Dan Getliffe

    Airtimes Vitesse Théma

    This is so close to a 10 as the ride experience is fantastic, but the track theming is awful (parking lot coaster) so unfortunately it loses a point for that. Great airtimes, smooth inversions (if a little rattle on the outside seats) and intense speed make this a great ride. Just add some obstacles or something!!!

  • Dan Getliffe

    Vitesse Fun Chef d'oeuvre

    My expectations were super high for this ride, and it surpassed them by absolute miles! This is an incredible coaster, with no dead spots whatsoever. It throws you around with such incredible speed, and doesn’t let up at any point! It’s also relatively comfortable, and has some awesome inversions and air time. The supports surround you on some but are also removed on others to give breathtaking views at points. An outstanding piece of engineering and design, and I’m counting down the days until I can get back on it again! Note: This is one of those coasters that is much better later in the day too once it’s warmed up.

  • Dan Getliffe

    Fun Intensité Théma

    This is a surprisingly intense spinning coaster, with a decent layout, but suffers from some indifferent theming in my opinion. Where are the dragons? Lots of trees on the layout, but could have been more immersive. Good fun otherwise!

  • Dan Getliffe

    Launch Layout

    Launch is pretty good, but the layout is really odd! Operations are also maddening, the throughput on this thing is so incredibly slow. Gets up to some decent speeds, and I think is a good fit for the park, but some of the design choices are baffling!

  • Dan Getliffe

    Fun Temps mort Intensité

    A pretty sedate hanging coaster, which I guess is to be expected at chessington. The way it swings you round corners is quite fun, but never reaches peak thrills at any point.

  • Dan Getliffe

    Harnais Inconfort

    I’m like an average sized guy, with maybe longer than average legs, but this was almost impossible to sit in! It’s also uncomfortable once you do manage to sit down! Not sure what the point of this ride is.

  • Dan Getliffe

    Temps mort

    Perfetcly fine kids coaster. Can be a little dizzy but gets up to some passable speeds!

  • Dan Getliffe

    Théma Temps mort

    Has good theming but that’s about it. A little boring, and not really re-rideable when you know the surprises.

  • Dan Getliffe

    Layout Vibrations Inconfort

    Definitely the worst of the thorpe park offerings - the trains are awful and very uncomfortable for tall people. The heartline rolls are good, but be prepared to queue long for this one!