Coaster reviews

Theming Discomfort Pointless

The coaster is just as rough and rattly as it sounds and looks, but it was totally survivable. The theming is very nice, I enjoyed the school queue and the gardens that the track wrapped around

Location Headbanging Discomfort Pointless

The Setting is good but....... just ride it for the credit and never again

Theming Location Too short Dead spots

The ride itself is not that great, it doesn't do that much, but the reason I ride this at least once per visit anyway is because it's in a very pretty area and because of how different this style of ride is compared to a normal coaster.

Fun Hangtime

More fun than I was expecting. There is some great hangtime and whip I got over the top of the barrel roll drop left me grinning. Shame about the short length and the over abrasive stop on the chain lift.

Location Masterpiece Layout

Phenomenal. Such an incredible ride from it's relentless pacing, powerful airtime and intense twists and turns. There is not one moment of wasted track on Taiga. The views of Helsinki are awesome and the way the layout interacts with the surrounding rides and terrain are the cherry on the top. Easily top 10 coaster worthy.

Pointless

I guess I just don't like Wild Mice. There's nothing interesting for me here, I felt nothing doing this attraction.

Theming Masterpiece Smoothness Intensity

FLY is more of an experience than a coaster. If your goal is to just have as many g forces as possible, FLY is not for you. What FLY does is to give you the feeling of actually flying yourself through a dense steam punk world in a way that feels almost too fast and risky if you were actually flying yourself. If you go into it with that mindeset, and if you ignore the track and the other trains in front of you, you can have an amazing time feeling like you're truely flying yourself through an incredibly immersive world. Also, the theming is probably the best of any roller coaster in the entire world, and it's long and it's very smooth and relatively comfortable if you consider how difficult it is to make the flying position comfortable (I'd recommend getting the restraint as tight as possible). It's just insane how long they built the queue line, if you're there on an empty day it feels almost comical how long you have to walk to reach the station. That's why even on an 100% empty day, the Hotel Charles Lindbergh exclusive quick passes are pretty valuable because you safe yourself a hike.

Anyone older than 6 will feel incredibly bored and embarassed being on this, but even some of the children younger than that are probably rather bored by it. But this doesn't mean it's a bad ride, it an objectively very well-made ride that is exclusively for the youngest of young guests, so it's still a good thing to have in this park.

Launch Masterpiece Duration Rattle

Exterior of the ride is beautiful. Although the Star Wars retheme does not fit it well. I love the uphill launch to the top. It definitely brings more excitement than other Space Mountain rides out there. They have thought of something different and it fits very well. Back row is best because there are decent airtimes throughout the ride. Lots of positives on the sidewinder and the helix's. There was rattle, but the new Vekoma trains (vest restraints!) from 2017 stop the headbanging. Last time I rode this before I flew back to England, the block section stopped us on the lift before the second part of the ride. We rode the 2nd part in silence! The effects were still working fortunately and it was definitely a fun experience. I hope you have the attention span to read this whole review :)

Comfort Too short Pointless

This attraction is just "wow what a big splash, haha you got wet!". That's it, nothing else. I wouldn't call it a roller coaster.