Coaster reviews

Duration Intensity

[Review pre-VR headsets]: An extremely long ride, but nothing to keep it interesting. You could have your lunch in this.

Theming Intensity

Nice theming for a family ride, but the intensity is extremely low, even for kids.

Theming Intensity

Nice theming for a family ride, but the intensity is extremely low, even for kids.

Fun

My first wacky work so that’s noteworthy I guess. The last turn is taken faster than I expected so it offered some surprising laterals but other than that it doesn’t really do anything. Overall a solid and comfortable kiddie coaster but nothing special.

Airtimes Lap Bar Nice surprise!

I didn’t really know much or what to expect with this coaster but I was pleasantly surprised. It still runs with buzz bars which is great and the park takes care of it well so it isn’t too rough. There are a few strong moments on this ride that you will fly out of your seat quite a bit, such as the several speed hills which are fast and fun.

Theming Tear it down! Pointless

Dude! Literally everything I hate about Primeval Whirl also applies to this piece of crap! In a park that has such amazing rides like Incredicoaster, Mission Breakout, Toy Story Mania, and ESPECIALLY Radiator Springs Racers. You got this piece of junk looming in the park. If "the D word" closed Primeval Whirl, why can't this piece of junk close too?

Inversions Location Discomfort

A very rough coaster, but the very soft headrest makes it doable as long as you're prepared. Beautiful location as well.

Discomfort Tear it down! Pointless

Ok... I have a question. How is it that people hate such amazing rides like Millennium Force, Top Thrill Dragster, Magnum XL-200, Skyrush, Mako, El Toro, Intimidator 305, X2, Fury 325, Kingda Ka, and other absolutely amazing rides. WHEN THIS PIECE OF CRAP GETS A FREAKING PASS!!! Seriously! How could ANYONE enjoy this coaster!? I only rode this piece of crap ONCE, when I was barely tall enough. For the longest time, this was the worst coaster I've ever ridden. The turns and drops are nightmarishly painful and uncomfortable. You also have this awful lap bar that will destroy your thighs. And the final brake run into the station was the only time I EVER got whiplash on a coaster. And the fact that this, abomination is at a children's park is just disgusting! THIS RIDE COULD MAKE CHILDREN HATE COASTERS PERMENANTELY! Why? JUST WHY? Does Idlewild have THIS as their main coaster. Idlewild is such a cute park, it was my home park for the longest time. They deserve so much better. Unfortunately, Rollo Coaster was ruined beyond repair after the accident, and this piece of crap exists. Idlewild deserves something WAY BETTER as their main coaster THAN THIS PIECE OF JUNK!!! Dear Idlewild & Soakzone, Please! And I beg you! PLEASE! Destroy this piece of crap with a wrecking ball and put something way better and way more suitable in it's place!

Pace Intensity Ejectors Lap Bar

A relentless layout, the countless bunnyhops never stop barraging you with positive and negative forces, and the final twist might just be the best part of the ride.

Nice surprise! Launch Intensity Rattle

The launch on this coaster will absolutely blow you away. The rest of the ride has a rattle, but is almost entirely a near-miss with the surrounding cliffs, including the "secret" inline twist. A must ride.