Coaster reviews

Awesome. Great first drop. Don't remember anything about the rest of the layout because i blacked out on the first turn. No lines, because thankfully GP is too stupid to notice the 300ft coaster at th...

Awesome. Great first drop. Don't remember anything about the rest of the layout because i blacked out on the first turn. No lines, because thankfully GP is too stupid to notice the 300ft coaster at the back of the park. More for us I guess.

Velocicoaster goes hard AF. This is the only coaster I ever thought I was going to get tossed out of. Pretty pissed I couldn't ride on my last ioa visit because of """""lightning""""" or whatever. Als...

Velocicoaster goes hard AF. This is the only coaster I ever thought I was going to get tossed out of. Pretty pissed I couldn't ride on my last ioa visit because of """""lightning""""" or whatever. Also, despite having great ops and capacity, express pass line joins main queue too early, at the locker room. So you still have 30 min more wait after express line ends, and you have to consort with the standby peasants.

Overrated, like all non-raptor rmcs. Technically, this has a lot of airtime on paper. However, in the spots where you're supposed to be feeling airtime, all you can feel is your thighs being murdered ...

Overrated, like all non-raptor rmcs. Technically, this has a lot of airtime on paper. However, in the spots where you're supposed to be feeling airtime, all you can feel is your thighs being murdered by the restraints. I'm not even fat btw

This ride is waaayyyyy too fun. The world's biggest wacky worm is an excellent family ride. Not very fast, not very tall, but very enjoyable. Extremely smooth as well it has to be said. The only disco...

This ride is waaayyyyy too fun. The world's biggest wacky worm is an excellent family ride. Not very fast, not very tall, but very enjoyable. Extremely smooth as well it has to be said. The only discomfort comes from the size of the trains, but then it is a kids ride. Still, really quite unique and hilariously good

I was expecting this to be a piece of hot garbage, but it wasn't all that bad. It's a bit rattly, but it seems the previous jolt of death I had been dreading has been ironed out, that came as a great ...

I was expecting this to be a piece of hot garbage, but it wasn't all that bad. It's a bit rattly, but it seems the previous jolt of death I had been dreading has been ironed out, that came as a great relief when I hit the brakes with my head still attached to my spine. Otherwise it's pretty intense, but a short and uninspiring layout. Theming is okay but nothing to shout about. I'll take the fact I was pleasantly surprised though

A typical but good fun Vekoma mine train. Some really good moments in the back row with some good airtime and some whip, and it does pull some forces on the helixes. Did find it pretty rattly though s...

A typical but good fun Vekoma mine train. Some really good moments in the back row with some good airtime and some whip, and it does pull some forces on the helixes. Did find it pretty rattly though so that does lose it some points against the other mine trains or Europe. Fun theming with the mountains as well. Overall decent ride

I'm not a water ride person, but this one is really fun. And it's definitely a cred so even better! Such lovely theming all the way round, it really is very pretty. 2 good drops too, rides very smooth...

I'm not a water ride person, but this one is really fun. And it's definitely a cred so even better! Such lovely theming all the way round, it really is very pretty. 2 good drops too, rides very smooth, and just a light sprinkle away from the front row which is a win for me. Boats are very comfortable with just a seat belt so feels very open. Excellent throughput as well with the dual loading station. Obviously as a coaster it's just got the drops but as an experience attraction it's really very good indeed

The prototype wing coaster, and a great ride as well. I really enjoy the straight first drop, some good whip as you go down on the back. The layout is creative as well with some snappy intense turns, ...

The prototype wing coaster, and a great ride as well. I really enjoy the straight first drop, some good whip as you go down on the back. The layout is creative as well with some snappy intense turns, nice inversions and a great final roll with some awesome near misses. It's decently themed too, nothing world beating but fun nonetheless. Unfortunately the seat belts on this are much shorter than on other B&Ms so the bar had to be implanted into my thighs, would understand if they were all like it but I don't have any such problems on the Swarm. Still, an excellent ride and my favourite coaster at Gardaland