Coaster reviews

Airtimes Fun Ejectors Rattle Discomfort

i think this might take the cake for the most janky coaster i've ever rode

Airtimes First Drop Rattle

love the first drop, and there's a shockingly great amount of airtime on this. it also happens to be one of the most janky coasters of all time too

Dead spots

tied with the arkansas twister for the least forceful ride i've ever been on

Location Fun Rattle Dead spots

very fun drops, but generally very forceless. it's crazy that all of the forces you'd expect on this coaster are done on a coaster half the size at the same park (cornball express)

Fun Smoothness Too short Theming

A small but fun junior coaster, that is (surprisingly) very smooth. It's pretty short, but I think if Movie Park would just theme it, it would be a nice kiddie. For now, not too special.

Theming Inversions Masterpiece

It's incredible. A true masterpiece. The day before riding it, I dreamed of doing so. Its speed at inversions, especially the surprise at the end, combined with the medium height and airtime, makes it the coaster everyone should ride.

clone

Inversions Intensity Headbanging Capacity Tear it down!

dumb inverted boomerang. very jank and not in a good way. only pro is that my face feels like its melting off during the backwards vertical loop. hooefully they tear it down to make way for something better

Theming Smoothness Too short Disappointing! Pointless

A bit jank. Made for little kids

Layout Headbanging Too short Discomfort

horrible kids coaster. so rough