Coaster reviews

Comfort Fun

Lots of spinning on this one. Just a good fun ride for everyone.

Lap Bar Smoothness

Good classic wooden coaster. Not a lot of air or forces but smooth enough to be enjoyable

Lap Bar Intensity Layout

Colossus was super fun. Great Gs with a good layout and comfortable restraints. Nothing too crazy but still solid

Airtimes Comfort Layout

Cannibal was way better then I expected. I thought it was gonna be kinda gimmicky, but I was wrong. The drop is amazing and all the inversions have great whip and positives. The lagoon roll and little drop after the dive loop throw you away from your seat and the elevator life is well themed with a great soundtrack.

Airtimes Capacity Comfort

Smooth, with excellent sustained floater airtime through the first three hills. Wish it took the bank out of the helix a little bit faster, and that the ride in general was a little longer, but a thoroughly enjoyable ride. I was shocked by how quickly it churned through riders.

Intensity

Good intensity with six inversions, and the vest restraints prevent headbanging. There is a bit of jerkiness on the cobra roll transitions, but it is still perfectly tolerable. I've been riding this thing for ten years and I always come off enjoying it.

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Location Masterpiece Ejectors Too short

Fantastic. I rode this just before it closed for the partial retrack, and I will say, it was decently rough, but not too bad. The theming and setting alone are wonderful, and combined with the coaster itself, it's almost dreamlike. There's tons of strong airtime, stronger than any other I've ever felt. The ride isn't really short, it just feels that way because of how fast you fly through the entire layout and how you don't want it to end. I know Lightning Rod has gone through many technical problems, but for my weekend at Dollywood, it wasn't broken down for a single second. Call it luck, but it says something when you can operate a one-of-a-kind ride like this more consistently than your B&M wing coaster.

Rattle Tear it down! Pointless

I know it's a classic, but its age really shows. Far and away the roughest coaster I've ridden. I hear people say they get solid floater airtime on this torture device, but I found absolutely none. It's convenient that it sits over a lake; that way, when Six Flags finally decides to burn this, they won't need to worry about anything else catching fire. Would give 0 stars if I could.

First Drop Fun Duration Rattle Headbanging Discomfort

EXTREMELY ROUGH! But nevertheless fun!