Coaster reviews

First Drop Intensity

I'm tired of all the east coast snobs sh*tting on this ride. Its our only conventional hyper coaster. It was the only hypercoaster I ever rode until I was a grown man and could venture out east. I will always love this thing. Spoiled east coast scum, you don't realize how good you have it.

Nice surprise! Launch Fun

This thing is awesome. First coaster I've ever been on with a plot twist. So glad I went in blind

Disappointing!

So incredibly overrated. Why do people meat ride this so hard? Completely forgettable

Launch Intensity Capacity

Rude *itch at the queue entrance was very rude when I tried to get in line with stuff in my pockets. I thought lockers would be in the queue like at velocicoaster. You could have at least corrected me nicely, rude *itch. How was I supposed to know? Other than that, great b&m looper with unique launch and elements, and cool theming. First half is probably most photogenic coaster ever.

First Drop Location

This is the greatest dive coaster ever made. Beautiful terrain. I don't know why other dive coasters do nothing for me. Even griffon's sister in Tampa was completely forgettable. Griffon just has that je ne sais quoi that other dive coasters lack.

Launch Reliability

I love this ride, but I haven't been able to ride since like 2008 because this thing is always down. Is it SBNO status now? I honestly have no idea, i dont really follow industry news.

Airtimes Capacity

Now this is the king of B&M Hypers. This mogs Mako hardcore. Blessed floater. And, because Kings Islands is run by competent human beings, the line was virtually nonexistent due to running 3 trains and a lightning-fast ops team.

Theming

I only got to ride once but of course I got the WORST SONG. SEPTEMBER BY EARTH, WIND, AND FIRE? THAT SONG FREAKING SUCKS!!!! I wish I got a flock of seagulls. That would have been so kino.

Theming Fun Capacity Discomfort

Fun themed coaster. Backwards portion is sickening. I went during peak covid and the ride was literally a walk-on. Now its guaranteed waiting for hours no matter how early you get there. I got to walk right on to hagrid's because you all were scared to catch a flu. Enjoy your 4 hour hagrid wait vaxxies. Remember, no refunds :)

Much better after the retrack. Before the retrack this was unrideable.