Coaster reviews

Theming Launch Fun Too short Capacity

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Rattle Discomfort Airtimes

how come the one at fun spot orlando has airtime but this one doesn't #giveuskiddiecoasterswithairtime

Intensity Discomfort

riding mine blower and then getting an unbalanced ride on this was so intense, i had to quit for the day

Airtimes Nice surprise! Fun

unironically orlando's scariest roller coaster from the insane jank on the turns

Pace Ejectors Duration Capacity

best wooden coaster on the planet (I'm a cci glazer)

Theming Pace Intensity Dead spots

i love hulk, the onboard audio destroying your ears with the intensity. one problem... after the midcourse its kind of boring, but i get it, it's only like that so it doesn't kill you.

Airtimes Intensity Layout

the best b&m hyper, and it's not even close

Airtimes First Drop Smoothness

INSANELY underrated, like the time of my review, in my top 20

First Drop Intensity Ejectors Rattle

the roughness adds to the intensity and some of the jolts coming out of the rmc track give violent airtime

Rattle Headbanging Intensity

worst roller coaster in the world, why do you need an inversion? the tiny loop is way too intense