Nutty Putty - Reviews

This is the inferior top gun. The top gun at great america totally mogs this one. I went during some winter event where this was the only ride open. So I stared longingly at Fury wishing I could ride ...

This is the inferior top gun. The top gun at great america totally mogs this one. I went during some winter event where this was the only ride open. So I stared longingly at Fury wishing I could ride that instead of this inferior loser. To this day I still haven't been able to ride fury.

I'm tired of all the east coast snobs sh*tting on this ride. Its our only conventional hyper coaster. It was the only hypercoaster I ever rode until I was a grown man and could venture out east. I wil...

I'm tired of all the east coast snobs sh*tting on this ride. Its our only conventional hyper coaster. It was the only hypercoaster I ever rode until I was a grown man and could venture out east. I will always love this thing. Spoiled east coast scum, you don't realize how good you have it.

Rude *itch at the queue entrance was very rude when I tried to get in line with stuff in my pockets. I thought lockers would be in the queue like at velocicoaster. You could have at least corrected me...

Rude *itch at the queue entrance was very rude when I tried to get in line with stuff in my pockets. I thought lockers would be in the queue like at velocicoaster. You could have at least corrected me nicely, rude *itch. How was I supposed to know? Other than that, great b&m looper with unique launch and elements, and cool theming. First half is probably most photogenic coaster ever.

This is the greatest dive coaster ever made. Beautiful terrain. I don't know why other dive coasters do nothing for me. Even griffon's sister in Tampa was completely forgettable. Griffon just has that...

This is the greatest dive coaster ever made. Beautiful terrain. I don't know why other dive coasters do nothing for me. Even griffon's sister in Tampa was completely forgettable. Griffon just has that je ne sais quoi that other dive coasters lack.

Now this is the king of B&M Hypers. This mogs Mako hardcore. Blessed floater. And, because Kings Islands is run by competent human beings, the line was virtually nonexistent due to running 3 trains an...

Now this is the king of B&M Hypers. This mogs Mako hardcore. Blessed floater. And, because Kings Islands is run by competent human beings, the line was virtually nonexistent due to running 3 trains and a lightning-fast ops team.

Fun themed coaster. Backwards portion is sickening. I went during peak covid and the ride was literally a walk-on. Now its guaranteed waiting for hours no matter how early you get there. I got to walk...

Fun themed coaster. Backwards portion is sickening. I went during peak covid and the ride was literally a walk-on. Now its guaranteed waiting for hours no matter how early you get there. I got to walk right on to hagrid's because you all were scared to catch a flu. Enjoy your 4 hour hagrid wait vaxxies. Remember, no refunds :)

As to be expected, a solid b&m invert that uses the terrain well. Reliability issues all day tho. Almost didn't get to ride it. Also, female employee at line entrance had disturbing contacts in that m...

As to be expected, a solid b&m invert that uses the terrain well. Reliability issues all day tho. Almost didn't get to ride it. Also, female employee at line entrance had disturbing contacts in that made her pupils appear cross-shaped. It made me want to puke. Sickening filth.

This is the greatest roller coaster ever made. Phantom's Revenge is the pinnacle of mankind's creation. The first drop is incredible. The second drop is even better. Constant ejector air all the way b...

This is the greatest roller coaster ever made. Phantom's Revenge is the pinnacle of mankind's creation. The first drop is incredible. The second drop is even better. Constant ejector air all the way back to the station. And guess what? Unlike an RMC with murderous bondage restraints, on Phantom you can actually feel the airtime because all you have is a seatbelt and then a tiny lap bar that I'm pretty sure is just decoration. I'm pretty sure RMCs are actually just a sick and twisted social experiment to test how dumb and malleable the population is. They commit depraved acts of torture on people's legs and then tell them that getting their legs tortured is actually a good thing. "Everyone says Steve is the greatest coaster ever so it must be true!!!" Well unlike Steve, Phantom's Revenge is the real deal.

Pretty forgettable. I hope the one in belgium is better. Also, the power-hungry ride op stopped the ride because someone's mask slipped below their nose. Thanks for ruining the ride for us ride op. Lo...

Pretty forgettable. I hope the one in belgium is better. Also, the power-hungry ride op stopped the ride because someone's mask slipped below their nose. Thanks for ruining the ride for us ride op. Lord forbid I catch a flu.

It is appaling that people have the audacity to call this masterwork overrated. This is the king you are talking to. Show some respect. You will kneel when you speak to your king. Millennium Force is ...

It is appaling that people have the audacity to call this masterwork overrated. This is the king you are talking to. Show some respect. You will kneel when you speak to your king. Millennium Force is light-years better than that overrated pile of wooden garbage at the back of the park. KNEEL BEFORE YOUR KING.

Finally an RMC that doesn't SUCK. This is RMC's magnum opus. Far superior to Steel Vengeance. Why? Because you can actually feel the airtime on Railblazer because the restraints aren't slaughtering yo...

Finally an RMC that doesn't SUCK. This is RMC's magnum opus. Far superior to Steel Vengeance. Why? Because you can actually feel the airtime on Railblazer because the restraints aren't slaughtering your thighs (not fat btw).

I'm a west coast chad so I've never ridden El Toro, but I'm positive T Express mogs it. Shame South Korean ride ops are garbage. Yeah, lets run only one train on the only good roller coaster at South ...

I'm a west coast chad so I've never ridden El Toro, but I'm positive T Express mogs it. Shame South Korean ride ops are garbage. Yeah, lets run only one train on the only good roller coaster at South Korea's largest theme park. Hurrrr durrrrr